Today, I walked in on my husband putting my anti-wrinkle cream on his balls. He said, "I thought it'd help." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband called me to our bedroom, saying he needed help with something. I found him sitting on the bed with his pants down, so I smiled and asked if he was angling for sex, which was fine with me. Nope. He needed me to pop a pimple under his ballsack. FML
Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML
Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML
Today, I used a men's hair removal cream to be smooth for my partner, as a surprise. It turns out that doing that made her think I was cheating on her. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, my husband confessed that when he's angry with me, he uses my makeup sponge to apply his hemorrhoid cream. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
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Top comments
skyeyez9 25
definitely a FYL wasting your wrinkle cream. That shit is expensive!
Zimmington 21
I just hope he didn't double dip...
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Comments (72)
joea21 21
Man's worst fear is having wrinkly ball bags
Nyx_fml 23
Tell him he needs the real deal, and to use Botox instead. He should have trouble deciding whether the smoothness is worth the needle in his balls. Not that it could work anyway, but... fun!
kayteakay 26
This is hilarious! We know where your husband's priorities lie.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
At least he cares about something like that. You should be thankful.
Xotoolyxo 16
Just shut the door and walk away
aligater10 7
Well did it?
imagineapc 11
This is great. I don't use anti-wrinkle cream but if I ever do I hope I catch my boyfriend using it in his sack.
imtooshy 18
I'm sorry OP but this is by far one of the funniest FML'S I've read yet. Thanks for the all out laughter.
bobsanction 18
So, did it work?
tehdarkness 21
Aww that's cute!