Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML
Today, I went to have dinner with my girlfriend and her family. It got silent, so, noticing her legs were darker than they were a few hours ago, I wanted to ask her if she used tanning lotion. I ended up asking her if her legs were fake. Her dad has prosthetic legs. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML
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theunwiseone 4
Well, she's not the brightest bulb in the box.
mistersheezy 7
I would love to know how long these "tanning" sessions last.
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Comments (73)
MaryPoppins88 14
Lmao this is soo funny
OfficeNinja 5
I suppose she has not considered actually going outside? where the actual real sun is? start grinding up the birth control pills and putting the powder in her food - you have a real winner there.
inpuredeceit 14
I'm gonna say YDI. There are some things that a parent can teach kids, LONG before they learn them in school.
Daralea 21
Sometimes...teenagers are stupid yet stubborn.
bigantennaemay 3
ydi to think, all this could've been prevented by not fornicating and having a dumbass kid in the first place.
Snookie85 19
That is so funny!
KennyMcCrmick322 0
I doubt this be funny 2 u if it was ur child
EvanRL 0
#futurewhores
juston_p 1
Let her find out on her own, or you can record it and put it on YouTube so they can tell her.
vi3tno_romeo 5
She's trying to save money..=D
bubo_fml 11
She sounds pretty dim...