Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML

Welcome to the family!

Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

Get ready to ruuuuumble!

Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML

Best boy

Today, I was awakened by my father saying how proud he was of his little boy. I assumed he meant me, since I landed an apprenticeship in the same union he's worked in for 25 years. Turns out he was speaking about his cat, who left a dead squirrel next to my bed. I stepped on the damn thing. FML