Anonymous
Stourport, United Kingdom
Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Corey
Darien, United States
Lonely boy
Today, it's been two years since I won a romantic dinner for two from a work raffle. It's been two years and I still haven't found anyone to go with. FML
unlucky
United States
Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML
yum.
United States
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Anonymous
Switzerland
Not even a celebrity traitor
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my friend texted me from a bar, saying they had just called my name in a raffle to win a trip to Aspen, CO. You had to be at the bar to claim the prize. I had left the bar half-an-hour earlier, not knowing they were even having a raffle. FML
Anonymous
Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
Weddings suck
Today, I got dragged to a wedding where I knew no-one. It went on for hours, I got so hungry. We get to the meal, my wife had forgotten to order a vegetarian meal for me. I couldn't eat the main meal, due to allergies and no alternative. I then spent two more hours just waiting to go home. FML
infortunatename
United States
Today, I won a big raffle. However, my name is so ridiculous-sounding that they thought someone was playing a prank, and pulled a different ticket. I was too embarrassed to say anything. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML
Rhea
Australia
Today, I won a raffle organised by a friend. I discovered one of the "prizes" was actually a present that I had given to her, that she had "loved". When I asked her where she had gotten it, she said, "Oh, just some crap someone gave me once." She didn't even remember that I had given it to her. FML
Top comments
max_dilbe 14
Be a good sport, take a homeless person or someone who would need that meal..
KatieJBabe 27
More for you!
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KatieJBabe 27
More for you!
ThrottleJockey 36
Left overs rock!
youraveragehuman 16
You could always take out a loved one and not necessarily partner for food; it'll make their night and free food!
KittyKatKyrish 15
TAKE ME INSTEAD
gamermonster 34
Don't use caps please
cheeeksss 29
GOT A PROBLEM WITH CAPS? CAPS NEED LOVE TOO.
CallMeWindSock 24
TRIGGERED
Cads1 24
Sell your prize to a friend.
Isandri 29
take a homeless person with you ;)
max_dilbe 14
Be a good sport, take a homeless person or someone who would need that meal..
cheeeksss 29
I'm so glad you suggested that. Especially during this time of year.
Colon_Man 17
To both 5 & 6; I came in here just to say the same. Good on you guys. :)
MonstreBelle 29
Two meals for one isn't so bad if the food is delicious
Ononised 11
Take someone that wouldn't expect it but you think might really appreciate it
exergency 17
Take your cat
Brandi_Faith 34
I can just picture op's cat sitting in the chair across to her with a napkin on his lap while he licks some tuna off a super fancy plate in a super fancy restaurant as everyone else stares incredulously.
zaidthunder1 27
Start by asking your friends!