Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
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supportcommand 17
Give him somewhere to go then. Turn it into a live action film.
kwyk 23
Look at the poor little fella. All dressed up, bursting out of his skin with excitement but then his buddy stood him up. Keep tissues nearby, this movie will be a real tear jerker (no pun intended).
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Comments (81)
yoursucklives 36
your boyfriend is vera creative. that name is just awesome!
yoursucklives 36
very'
noremac5 4
Well, you know how to become co- director
GhostChickens 17
I'm surprised you could stop laughing long enough to post this on FML, OP. That's brilliant.
5t3ff1k4h 47
So give it somewhere to go. Jesus, the hint wasn't that hidden.
afallingstar 22
That's what I was thinking. Give him someplace to go.
Stormdriven37 6
26-Your profile picture would suggest otherwise.
afallingstar 22
The profile pic is a joke that most people apparently don't get.
TheWorldGreatest 8
I think it's pretty funny! Come on a give him a break, everyone needs love
chosha_fml 27
As silly as that sounds, it's also pretty cute and funny.
buddy51 23
I just can't condom OP's boyfriend's behavior. When it comes to oscar, he's got it in the bag!
LightsxOut 10
I see Sundance Film Festival coming up for him! I don't know about you, OP, but I'd be a pretty proud girlfriend.
thefullmonty1 11
Weird... Very weird, but funny!
Qazx405_fml 2
But this little piggie stayed at home