Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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thatkid00117 16
Was the next thing he tasted blood?
tehman117 21
I wish d*cks like you never existed
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Comments (128)
Smoldering 15
I am sorry to hear that Op this sort of thing sucks, but she isn't your friend, real friends know that their friends guy is off limits. She's a fake friend Hun don't trust her. As for the "boyfriend" he's immature a-hole and you deserve much better than his trash. Don't give up Op. Good guys still exist it just takes a bit to find them. Good Luck Op.
threer 30
Homemade crayon lipstick tastes good. I'm wearing cerulean colored crayon lipstick right now .
nurchok 15
Dump the fuckhead, OP, you deserve better
How_you_doin 10
seems legit.
ihearuscreamin 13
Well was she able to tell you what his balls tastes like after you dislodged your foot from in between his legs as he spit them out
SleeplessBeauty 12
The taste of her cherry Chapstick
carnage45567 10
You mean ex boyfriend?
krnthuy 6
assumption is that hes ur Ex boyfriend right?
snegec 7
Scratch one boyfriend and one "best friend".
stepper99k 15
or just swag til you die
stepper99k 15
BTW YOLO