Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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Top comments
thatkid00117 16
Was the next thing he tasted blood?
tehman117 21
I wish d*cks like you never existed
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Comments (128)
Poetaster 10
Is that all he tasted ?
MaggieJH 7
He could taste your fist next
Jenn2021 8
Now the question is whose ass do you kick first?
clarinetplayer01 9
That must suck.
Hazterbation 3
some best friend and boyfriend you've got there.
Smoldering 15
Are you my long lost sister?!?
mld4657 28
Oh yes yummy lipstick nom nom nom. She told me it wouldn't come off I had to test the theory
worldclassrager 41
It called a lipstick for a reason...try it off the stick...if he thought that would trick you he would think you are that dumb...
kelseydianee 11
It's time to kick them to the curb. You don't need that stress in your life.
_wraith 15
I'm sorry, OP. Some people are jerks and are really good at hiding it. At least you caught these two. Get 'em outta your life, 'cause you deserve better.
ltaper11 20
Have him taste your foot up his a$$