Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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Top comments
thatkid00117 16
Was the next thing he tasted blood?
tehman117 21
I wish d*cks like you never existed
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Comments (128)
Eivana 37
I'm surprised you called her your best friend in this post, as I would get a little more creative in describing who she is to me.
Pinkgal123 24
OH. MAH. GOD.
ultra_notorious 26
guess its better than finding him balls deep inside her!
Smoldering 15
Hardly, it's still betrayal in two ways!
snugglesMcGee199 23
I don't quite understand why you got downvoted. It is sound advice. You know what they say, one nail takes out another nail.
illegalbeagle69 23
Was he also tasting the inside of her mouth?
theofficialkumar 6
Oh yeah cause that definitely sounds like a genuine reason...... NOT!
nerdsgetmehot 23
Dump both of those idiots.
Cami111 2
I hope he's now UR ex and she's ur ex friend
illegalbeagle69 23
i really HOPE that you meANT to capitalize EX and not ur
joopjoop 19
let them taste your fist
johnpaulmccann 2
Otherwise known as making out lol