Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML
Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
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BoyBeyond 0
Wow really YDI. Stop comparing your boyfriend to other people its wrong. I hate when people do that. If you don't like the way your boyfriend acts tell him, ever thought of that. If his attitude doesnt change dump him.
just_nicole 1
now thts true love right there!(:
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puppy92 0
ouch FYL
pinto502 0
yup
number1playa 0
Haha sounds like you got the better end of the deal lmao
DocBastard 40
If you don't like the way he treats you, tell him. Or kick him in the jimmy.
mattman1994 0
ask your friend if she wants to trade
NoelZ 0
you should have fist pumped his face
Jessi2487 0
fist pump?? tht sounds perverted lol
robertdr 0
haha scary movie?
Oxycodone 0
so wat u r lucky u have a bf you ugly *****!!!!! u r prob fat.... god get OVER urself u self absorbed btch!!!!
bravesfan112233 0
how romantic
2kool4skoolyo 0
he is cool
MiSTERmAttt 0
hey that was my boyfriend haha wats up Kathy
Smyth 3
If he likes it, he'll put a ring on it. Quit complaining.
uupa99 0
34 lol
NuyoRicanGirl 3
hahaha and u ask for more lol fyl looks like u have a buddy not a bf
guiltypleasure12 0
bestfriend* saw my first fml typo:D
Nylecroc 0
47- hi five #myfirsttimetoo
teulito 0
wow
samanthadude 0
Best friend* :P
43bubba34 25
Ydi. Can't you see he wants a friend. Not a smothering bitch.
kateisamazing 0
your life sucks. /:
Blue_Coconuts 7
I hate PDA like that. They were just attention whoring and trying to "one-up" your relationship. Which means they're a weaker couple but are afraid that you will notice and comment on it. You should be happier, OP. It means your boyfriend is more comfortable and serious with you; thus he doesn't feel the need to advertise to the entire world.
twinny_sc 13
Lol 47 read the comment again bf is meant to be "boyfriend" not "best friend." Haha that was a good first try though, better luck next time. :D
koolitaliano 0
I know a girl called Sara too, who's boyfriend would do shit like that. I find this funny as she rejected me to go out with that as*hole :)
OMGJASMiNE 0
sooo ? dump him
KiddNYC1O 22
sweet bowling balls
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
Quit complaining and make the first move, stupid.
blocparty 0
i think he's hinting that hes not interested.
PhunkyFreshh 0
what a gentleman huh?:p
sexyscooter 0
the textin he misses her is just plain clingy. the kiss is a good bye kiss. i do the same. but ops bf is a real shit head, he coulda tried to be alil romantic, its not that hard
the_flirtt 0
84 I don't think they will be dating anymore
duhitsnicole 0
my bf rocks.. so romantiic<33
NuyoRicanGirl 3
well at least he didn't punch u it's a bump get over it lol my hubby and I mess around like that just to annoy each other =p keep it fresh lol romantic all the time can get boring ur asking for 2 much
SwiftCashew 0
Breakup.
pingpongpenguin 3
he sounds like an amazing boyfriend! (hers, not yours. yours sounds shitty)
welandedonthemoo 5
wow
chillaux 0
aww don't worry. your best friends boyfriend is a kiss ass
InfiltratedMind 0
@75 don't you hate that. smh
Brittney_E 0
umm. be greatful for what you can get...? that text just shows he depends on her to much and in the end, that sucks. ._.
the_sodomizer 0
ur boyfriend sounds like a bro. make him a sammich. bros love them
Evan071 0
I like ur bf, no ****
mackenzieex3 0
seriously? you don't know what fist pumping is? wow..
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
isn't someone just spoiled!
jkbball4195 0
the first boyfriends a clingy sweet-boy. i miss you already? man card please.
LemonpartyIsSexy 0
hey u bitch. this man is a genious he has opened up two gold mines and is tirelessly trying to collect gold . so don't complain about the long hours because the pay is worth it. he loves u more then u know.p.s. u could at least take up some of his hours for him.
texaslonghorn 0
66 you're gorgeous. and OP maybe he just doesn't know how to act around ladies
handhugsftw 0
pet peeve-when people think best friend is only one word. -_- BEST FRIEND, PEOPLE. 2 words!
aadk 0
sounds like her bf is possessive and wants to be talking to her 24/7. F your friends life. I mean cmon, 5 minutes?
bmxx 0
haha that's guys awsome
saxman45 0
He sounds like a super cool dude
f4everenergy 0
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aww dump him and get ur fren's bf :P
j5p332 6
All that 'i miss you already' stuff isnt exactly genuine in most cases. Do you really expect your future husband to say things like that? prob not.. so why steal a friends guy? the 2 dudes were probably in the car talkin about how that date was boring as ass and glad to be done as he was texting his cute little message
f4everenergy 0
lol I'm just joking . why take it seriously?
wowzersselainee 0
lmfaooo so tru ;)
AppleCoFreak 0
Why would you expect someone to break up with someone for not kissing you for 5 minutes? Relationships aren't always about kissing and doing other "stuff", and it's not about looks, it's about personality.
suicidehacker21 8
That's not something to joke about weirdo or they will get the idea.
just_nicole 1
now thts true love right there!(:
knibbsy 4
Exactly! It's so stupid and childish when a couple texts several minutes after they see each other saying they miss each other already. OP, this isn't a FYL, it's YDI for not realizing your bf isn't superficial.
nightlilies 0
Society has constructed a very unhealthy image of what love is. People think that just because their partner doesn't fall into the constructed, superficial ways of showing their "love", it means that they are unloved by them. If anything, your friend's partner sounds way too clingy as well that they are in the honeymoon phase of a relationship. If anything, your partner is more comfortable with you and willing to show his imperfections, which in the long run means a more successful relationship. And darnit, how was this a reply to someone? It was meant to be a comment on it's own.
sexyscooter 0
i understand the good bye kiss and affection but the i miss u already text is over the top. and yes society's image of love is ******. love is what u see it as not showin constant affection
tcordell 0
Agreed!
smokergirl420 0
138... me & my bf do the post sex fist bump too. It's an awesome way to have fun and be serious too.
bahahaa1 0
well that's sucks op.
kylek61294 1
*"well that sucks op."
jc10x 8
They planned it lol
justbemellow 0
Oh
kxdottt 0
Oh. What a great comment.
BluSkyNoise 0
shoulda fist bumped him in the face
GtDriver 6
sick.
MzKajla 0
that sucks poor you.. sounds like your friend got the better half there
natural_redhead 0
hotttttt!
samichrules 0
dump his ass & find a better bf.
youjustmademelol 4
I have always wanted a bf like peeta from the hunger games... He seems so nice and handsome and.......
TashaLenaKitty 0
Sorry that,that happened OP