Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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thatkid00117 16
Was the next thing he tasted blood?
tehman117 21
I wish d*cks like you never existed
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Comments (128)
JoseIsAdork 31
unless it's cherry flavored ChapStick there is no excuse for him kissing your girl and liking it = even katy perry would frown at this.
thatgirlincali 13
Best friend = best back stabber in the world. And for your I hope ex-boyfriend, what a waste.
rebel501 4
People can be so horrible, so sorry OP
samaraperez 7
i say you needa new.bestfriend and a new boyfriend
doihaveto 6
You're "best friend" and your "boyfriend" together? You should probably just get new ones :/
sweetestbitcheva 14
You should've went Sharkeisha on her!
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
Did she want to test his limpstick?
pinkstardust 9
Dump that asshole!
janderson416 16
Hopefully you dumped him and showed her what blood tasted like.
sallygee 9
dump them both. you can never trust either again. you can do way better.