Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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thatkid00117 16
Was the next thing he tasted blood?
tehman117 21
I wish d*cks like you never existed
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Comments (128)
imtooshy 18
Terrible excuse. Also OP, she's not your friend and he should now be your ex!
cottoncandymango 17
Lipstick tastes nasty. Surely he tasted blood before you left.
sisco2901 20
A minute later and a different stick might have been tasted.
thatnucca 36
Hope you made him taste your fist at least... You deserve better...
graceinsheepwear 34
My boyfriend pulled that one too--except that we were in junior high at the time.
MEM0817 18
My fiancé tastes my lip gloss allllll the time. He's curious. Maybe your boyfriend is too?! Hahaha jay kay OP. Sorry for the shitty boyfriend and even shitter friend. You'll find better...
angelitared 27
What kind of excuse is that!! Pretty lame, drop his ass!
KiddNYC1O 22
Were they shitfaced?
LindsayxMoore 18
What a horrible boyfriend and best friend. Dump their asses cause neither are worth spit.
jrod9327 17
Dump him and claim to be tasting free agency. Eww I don't like saying dump him. It feels so weird to me. I now feel immersed in fml life.