Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML
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laurensauren 9
He peed..on a turd?..
trollfaced 2
That sucks op, janitors already don't get paid enough to clean up other peoples shit, why add more to it, people should be thankful that there IS someone to be doing that work
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Comments (136)
OfficeNinja 5
Maybe he read "the poop that took a pee" by Leopold "Butters" Stoch and was inspired? That or he wanted to be a lumberjack, but not having a chainsaw to cut logs with he had to improvise.
kiraleann 16
I first read this as "a homeless guy peeing on the turd floor" and giggled.
jordann_27 11
He's a rebel...
dogpup4 23
I know its hard to get a job these days, but then and there I would have quit.
bigmackin35 0
Never a dull moment
KiddNYC1O 22
Oh, man. I hope you have steady hands...
linkinpark98 24
Throw your broom at him and tell him to clean it up. :S
yourmomsayshi 0
He must of been a lumber jack before he was homeless
Stormyskyes313 4
Fyl indeed.
ankoku 2
I'd make him pick it up and flush it.