Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML
Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML
Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our work policy states that I have to pretend not to notice. FML
Today, I was staying with my grandma. While in her bathroom, the floss I was using cut my gum which made me wince in slight pain. At the same time, my grandma was walking by in the corridor, so she stopped to say, "Don't wank in my bathroom you sicko!" Now my grandma thinks I'm a pervert. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML
Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML
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Top comments
HeyItsCamilo 17
elder people,they get to a point were they just dont give a ****.
AddictGamer 16
Nap time is fap time. Seriously, FYL OP. No one deserves to see that, let alone hear that.
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Comments (82)
kimg0885 23
Ernest Borgnine said it kept him alive and he lived to 95, maybe they are on to something.
voltroz 18
you were the light at the end of a very dark tunnel, take it as you are doing a good deed... he might be gone in a few days time;
reaxion 25
I was going to say you should have pulled over the curtain until I saw your username :( FYL
skymachine 23
That's disgusting! Sorry you had to see that, OP. I hope your grandpa gets well soon.
poppunkette 22
Wow op that really is terrible! Maybe inform the nurses next time. Old people either don't care or he may not have known where he was.
majesticprincess 19
Ew... Grandpa's roommate needs to learn there's a time and a place for that .-.
Miss_Whipped 43
OP's granddad's roommate is an elderly man who has been hospitalized. Why don't YOU go and tell him to learn the there's a 'time and place for that'? As traumatizing as it may be for OP to have witnessed that, old ladies and gentlemen should be able to do as they please (so to speak). They've put in their time.
isisorchid 16
If he has a form of dementia then he may not know what he's doing is unacceptable. Do you often blame others for the symptoms of their diseases?
martin8337 36
I guess the old guy still has wild oats, not shredded wheat.
Teyros 24
People are there to feel better I guess......
isisorchid 16
It happens. I work in a facility. It's common.
just16letters 15
For a few hours? That's impressive
bleedingglitter 24
It doesn't really work if they are too old. They just play with it out of habit or boredom. You pretty much just have to ignore it as a nurse and make them wash their hands constantly.