Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML
Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML
Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our work policy states that I have to pretend not to notice. FML
Today, I was staying with my grandma. While in her bathroom, the floss I was using cut my gum which made me wince in slight pain. At the same time, my grandma was walking by in the corridor, so she stopped to say, "Don't wank in my bathroom you sicko!" Now my grandma thinks I'm a pervert. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML
Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML
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HeyItsCamilo 17
elder people,they get to a point were they just dont give a ****.
AddictGamer 16
Nap time is fap time. Seriously, FYL OP. No one deserves to see that, let alone hear that.
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Comments (82)
2ndSucks 15
He's in the hospital. He's gotta make the best of his time somehow.
tranced_ 45
blame the hospital for having no curtains in that room
Awkward4thewin 11
That guy must have been a real jerk.
MrZsDad 19
Ba dum, tiss.
serslybro 20
That's nasty... But at least you know you will remember that visit forever!
the_aspect 28
uh-oh
_Peppermint_ 34
Ugh, that's awful. I hope your grandpa gets better soon.
amileah13 26
Yuck ugh I just shivered from disgust I'm totally grossed out. Sorry that happened to you op
myselfkk 20
Let the hoapital staff know and ask them to shift him/or ur grandpa in some other room.
toshaleigh 15
you should see if him or your grandpa can get move to a different room
KatieeMoe 14
Can't you report that to the hospital?