Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML
Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML
Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our work policy states that I have to pretend not to notice. FML
Today, I was staying with my grandma. While in her bathroom, the floss I was using cut my gum which made me wince in slight pain. At the same time, my grandma was walking by in the corridor, so she stopped to say, "Don't wank in my bathroom you sicko!" Now my grandma thinks I'm a pervert. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML
Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML
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Top comments
HeyItsCamilo 17
elder people,they get to a point were they just dont give a ****.
AddictGamer 16
Nap time is fap time. Seriously, FYL OP. No one deserves to see that, let alone hear that.
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Comments (82)
Yovany27 9
May be your grandpa does the same thing to the old guy when he gets his visits he's just paying your grandpa back.
chazzywazzy654 22
Surely I can't be the only person wondering why you didn't speak to the nurse/ward sister, patient or not that is unacceptable
peroxidemocha 3
In his mind, he's not gonna be around much longer and probably doesn't give a **** what people think of him now xD may as well do something enjoyable with your golden years.
sugarbaby9908 20
That's rad!
aalexandre 4
Lol???
weirder_than_you 11
Maybe he had something wrong with his prostate and the doc recommended to help it??
Trainzboy 4
I love your nickname. Fits the story quite well. :P
bolingea 9
Maybe should should give the old guy a hand, or maybe a mouth I'm sure he would appreciate a *******
bun_key0_1 20
Lol