racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
United States
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
fire0fisis
United States
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
pillowless
United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
shoveless
United States
Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML
Jlipka
United States
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
BedazzledAlpaca
Englewood, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Top comments
Kieranr10 23
I'm sorry that you have been burgled but having your oven door taken is pretty funny.
The_Avatar 22
Those are some damn specific thieves.
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Oogly979 8
This is likely someone you know who has been in you house and has the same oven.so simply replaces theirs with yours instead of buying a replacement. Really strange burglars or you have really scummy houseguests!
Shmatterhorn 38
I'm guessing that your thief was looking for a quick sale of scrap metal. Bet it took a lot more effort than for the few dollars that the door went for.
Shadowvoid 33
Thats's really an unexpected thing to have stolen all oven the sudden.
Tripartita 45
They didn't even need the door; they were already baked enough.
Lalala579121 28
When is an oven door not a door? When it's aja- I mean, when it's been stolen out of your house.
Verina 10
Dick move
racello13 32
Haha, I did not expect this to get published... Actually, I think FML edited my submission a bit. This happened a couple of days ago. Originally I said something like "Today, I came home from class to find my oven door missing. FML." It's definitely funnier to think that it was stolen, but I know who took it: my landlord. My oven door handle has been broken (mostly missing, actually) since we moved in (in August). My landlord ordered a new one, but apparently his people installed it in the wrong apartment. Not sure why they took the broken one. We did get it (the broken one) back the next day, and he promised to bring the new one on Monday, but it's Monday now, and it's not here! Sorry for the novel-length comment. I think this whole situation is FML-worthy, to be honest...
HnyBee13 26
So... It's Tuesday. Did they fix it yet?
racello13 32
I sort of forgot about this! It was finally, FINALLY fixed on November 9. I thought my roommate's mother was going to cry when she saw it for the first time today. Now if only we can get our cracked windows replaced...
FML_ThatIsInsane 5
My question is, what would they be doing with an oven door? Weird
Lalala579121 28
It's unfortunate that you asked this one comment after OP explaining the situation.
FML_ThatIsInsane 5
I saw it, but what if there was another reason? Like who would wanna waste their time getting someone's oven door off only to just sell it for a small sum of money
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
I'm not surprised... Do you know how much an oven door is worth on the black market?!?
GeorgiaBea 28
How does that even happen?