Miscellaneous: Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing....

By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

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By shoveless - 20/12/2016 21:08 - United States

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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Monday 2 November 2015 22:33

I'm sorry that you have been burgled but having your oven door taken is pretty funny.

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Monday 2 November 2015 22:34

Those are some damn specific thieves.

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spacefish966 18

Tuesday 3 November 2015 10:49

uhh? That's ****** up.

Isn't It Ironic? 24

Tuesday 3 November 2015 12:50

Wow. I guess they must have really needed an oven door or something. Hopefully you will get compensation for it. Also, I hope nothing else was taken.

melanielovejeff 15

Tuesday 3 November 2015 13:15

Sounds like a prank.

limegreenpoopie 31

Tuesday 3 November 2015 15:09

Smart, yet desperate thieves.

kaysiescott 11

Tuesday 3 November 2015 17:34

That happened to you too?

lukeDAduke157 11

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:11

Normally getting robbed wouldn't be funny, but this is. LOL

dc2fresh 15

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:57

now thats cold. sorry bout that

ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 3 November 2015 22:20

I'm sure you'll get it back ovantually.

XXX_billy_XXX 9

Wednesday 4 November 2015 1:45

Who steals an oven door?!

420west 4

Wednesday 4 November 2015 3:26

wow, if that all he took he musta been desperate for an oven door...

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