racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
United States
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
fire0fisis
United States
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
pillowless
United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
shoveless
United States
Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML
Jlipka
United States
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
BedazzledAlpaca
Englewood, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Top comments
Kieranr10 23
I'm sorry that you have been burgled but having your oven door taken is pretty funny.
The_Avatar 22
Those are some damn specific thieves.
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Comments (58)
WinterChild 20
Have fun explaining that one to your insurance company. "Are you sure you didn't just need a new one?"
MyLifeSucksSoHar_fml 9
Ha, this is great. Sure it wasn't made out of diamonds or something?
awildwhisper 30
pay it forward: steal someone else's :) (kidding)
worldclassrager 41
If they were looking for scrap metal they were better off taking more than just the door
itskelseys99 2
Out of all things, an oven door? Was IKEA out?
Kapj 14
who steals an oven door?!
BitterSavage 20
Of all the things to steal.. weird.
Merith2004 17
You're not the wife of the guy who plays his trombone while his son slams the oven door, are you? Because to tell you the truth, your son finally broke it.
patte_fml 19
Sounds like one of your neighbors needed a new oven door.
ohSNAPyall 27
You got burned!