Today, a friend was trying to show me memes on her phone when I noticed she had a few tabs open. I told her she was draining her battery and should close them. She opened them. Two were sex toy store pages. She was so embarrassed that she kicked me out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from Bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to look at my phone and I turned it away from her. Now she’s convinced I’m cheating on her. In reality, I’m too embarrassed to admit it’s because Facebook is showing me nonstop ads for laxatives after I ordered some two days ago. FML
Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store manager went on my browser to see if my data was working. Two pages of porn popped up. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a really cute bag that I want for my birthday. After emailing it to my mom, I noticed I'd forgotten to close another tab in the browser. The tab had a very suggestive title, for an even more suggestive website. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
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Chazzster 32
While you meant well, I assume… Unless it’s your spouse, leave everyone else’s computer, tablet, or smart phone absolutely alone. Don’t click on anything, don’t move the pictures, and don’t suggest rearranging anything.
Brightside86 31
Pretty sure just having a tab open isn't going to drain your battery.
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Chazzster 32
While you meant well, I assume… Unless it’s your spouse, leave everyone else’s computer, tablet, or smart phone absolutely alone. Don’t click on anything, don’t move the pictures, and don’t suggest rearranging anything.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Except that it was the friend who opened the tabs, presumably having forgotten what was on them.
Brightside86 31
Pretty sure just having a tab open isn't going to drain your battery.
tiptoppc 21
Yeah, it sleeps the tab and halts all timers. It’s more energy efficient to leave them if going back to them.