handyjon
United States
Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
pooped
Not all heroes…
Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML
Alisterine
Chesterfield, United States
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML
DonPedro
United States
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ain't it funky
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
Alex
Today, marks three weeks since I started my new dream job. It also marks the second time this week alone that I've clogged the toilet in the restroom. I'm almost 100% sure all my coworkers know it was me. FML
gmian
Amherst, United States
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Pig in shit
Today, after leaving for a two-week-trip, and thinking this time my mom would finally have no choice but to clean the dirty toilet herself for once, because I’ve been doing it the entire year, along with most other chores, I think you can guess what I did first thing upon my return. FML
neednewshoes
Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML
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lamargus 0
why? there is something called a plunger!
schwiggidy 0
try it with yor mouth next time
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tykiej 0
Man that is really shitty!
Shawnee_dear 10
This made me chuckle.(:
riley322 0
Op, it's not "a turd in the hand is worth two in the bush." (Unless your lady friend is into that sort of thing.) It's a "bird in the hand."
Vlamkop 2
invest in a plunger OP. shall certainly stop the poop fingers u e getting!
effstephslife 0
ever heard of a plumber?
Buggi_fml 0
You dummy u knew after the first time your toilet had the ability to clog ydi for not going to get a plunger after that.
aback 5
Don't bite your fingernails.
Crazy_chely10 0
Ewww your so effing gross smart people learn their lesson the first time and woulda bought a freaking plunger!!! You should use a spoon and thrown it away common sense or something besides your hand!!!!
ReginalUT 0
You sir are an idiot. Do all of us a favor and go kill yourself immediately!
jaymcq 0
gross
Snooopy_fml 5
so buy a plunger, smartness.