handyjon
United States
Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
pooped
Not all heroes…
Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML
Alisterine
Chesterfield, United States
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML
DonPedro
United States
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ain't it funky
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
Alex
Today, marks three weeks since I started my new dream job. It also marks the second time this week alone that I've clogged the toilet in the restroom. I'm almost 100% sure all my coworkers know it was me. FML
gmian
Amherst, United States
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Pig in shit
Today, after leaving for a two-week-trip, and thinking this time my mom would finally have no choice but to clean the dirty toilet herself for once, because I’ve been doing it the entire year, along with most other chores, I think you can guess what I did first thing upon my return. FML
neednewshoes
Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML
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lamargus 0
why? there is something called a plunger!
schwiggidy 0
try it with yor mouth next time
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Comments (106)
twinkietarget 0
Buy a freakin' toilet plunger!!!!!!!
kameryn25 3
even if u don't own a plunger use ur brain and find something else like a stick or a small child.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
So it was you trying to get that $2 coin out the toilet!
mariano92 3
why the hell would you do that a first time let alone a second?
sexylemon231 0
Who knows? Maybe next time you'll get sucked in and won't have to do it anymore.
diesel42o 0
PLUNGER! get one
FarSide 23
Well Op, perhaps if you didn't shit like an elephant...
FarSide 23
Who would have ever thought there could be a DOWNSIDE to toilet training an elephant?
korsountseva 0
well you see, in our time, an invention has been brought to our world. you may not be familiar with it, but let me introduce you. OP, plunger, plunger, OP.
tm1438 0
pics or it didn't happen! er, never mind. but seriously, get a ******* plunger! or call roto rooter