handyjon
United States
Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
pooped
Not all heroes…
Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML
Alisterine
Chesterfield, United States
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML
DonPedro
United States
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ain't it funky
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
Alex
Today, marks three weeks since I started my new dream job. It also marks the second time this week alone that I've clogged the toilet in the restroom. I'm almost 100% sure all my coworkers know it was me. FML
gmian
Amherst, United States
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Pig in shit
Today, after leaving for a two-week-trip, and thinking this time my mom would finally have no choice but to clean the dirty toilet herself for once, because I’ve been doing it the entire year, along with most other chores, I think you can guess what I did first thing upon my return. FML
neednewshoes
Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML
Top comments
lamargus 0
why? there is something called a plunger!
schwiggidy 0
try it with yor mouth next time
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Comments (106)
Monjara 4
Ew...
AsianCookie247 14
that's just nasty.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Yeah... That's ******* gross... EW!!!!
insanesna1l 0
that's hardcore shit
beelovesfml 0
YDI! You have known to buy a plunger especially if its happened to you before.
pattheaninal 9
i still am questionning what the hell you've been eating..
randomgf 0
He could have kids that stuff things down the toilet. Either way, plungers are not expensive.
9010649 3
yea seriously buy a plunger... I would think after the first time you would have learned...
tjv3 10
gross buy a freaking plunger
ahole123 0
Get a plunger?
kktik 8
thats just ****** nasty....
ceejster 0
well... stop taking massive craps
UnderTheMoon 0
ew why?
techweed 12
maybe it's his job
tweetbaby14 18
or maybe because they might be too cheap to invest in a plunger.
Dillon000 3
I enjoyed you're pic #2
jayfish7 0
if only there were a device that would unplunge the toilet for you...
Smashhoof 15
He lost the plunger in the toilet.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Maybe OP has a weird toliet fetish?
lamargus 0
why? there is something called a plunger!
Thabb 0
Yeah, YDI for not having a plunger
T3P33_fml 0
scatophile much?
glitterme 5
because she or he Gots skill
schwiggidy 0
try it with yor mouth next time
spoilt_ 15
dry
philpip 7
LOL! I actually found this really funny! :L
meowmeowwkitty 0
WTF!! hahaha... blow hard?
Rachel_Vikram 0
Coz everything is better with mouth... Isn't it?
SulfurPlague 0
Sssssss...
9010649 3
Thatsssss a very nice plunger you've got there.... sssssss..... pity if sssssomething were to happen to it...
skyjayq 10
Lol made me laugh
lol_ironic_life 9
yum...lol
LawlPWND 0
Sounds like a good way to start a week!
Qluz 3
were you digging for gold?
DaveOnDope 4
Gold, diamonds. They both come out in the end. OP forgot to shit in a strainer?
naughtia 14
find a 2 dollar coin?
Inspired22 11
What is so hard about picking up a plunger at the store? Sheesh. After once, you would think you'd learn...
hawkhez01 13
exactly what I was thinking, the dude's a total dumbass
gonzaval 0
eww=}
fred88_fml 0
thats what i said when i saw your picture.
brenloveblue 0
nasty!... why?