Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
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Top comments
tacojauns 45
Sounds like you two are a match made in heaven
jack_jill05 14
That sounds like a mess, OP! It sounds like you both are okay, seeing as you posted and found out what happened. hope your head gets better & she says yes!
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Comments (98)
alex_gen 39
I want to see an illustration for this!
SauceySarah 30
Sounds like something that would happen to me
kevante91 8
Just think about how you two can laugh at this together in the future
Fas4wd 13
You two deserve each other
aecribb 14
Maybe it's just because I was watching it earlier, but this strangely reminds me of the cat scene from Boondock Saints. I just picture onlookers going "I can't believe that just ******* happened"!
more4me 27
You make a good pair ! Best of luck to yiu both. Hope she said yes !
ckerane 16
wow bloody hell. did you still propose? follow up?
RA91 26
Priceless!!!
Medhi_fml 18
The love. Wow. Together when you both are unconscious too. Consider yourself lucky OP ! You have found the one.
kittylevin 8
Gonna be a hell of a story at the wedding. :)