Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
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tacojauns 45
Sounds like you two are a match made in heaven
jack_jill05 14
That sounds like a mess, OP! It sounds like you both are okay, seeing as you posted and found out what happened. hope your head gets better & she says yes!
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Comments (98)
wheresmymary 22
There's a story for you children!
mclovin22897 15
propose in the ambulance!
prettyinpinkxoxo 9
I hope you guys are okay! That sounds scary >~
PainOfDemise 11
Sounds like a perfect couple to me.
justinemalang1 14
Oh my... O.O
ashley_mm 11
It's cute and sad in a way!!
Angelkisses130 26
I hope you guys feel better soon and that you try it again, hopefully with both of you sitting down on a really cushiony sofa surrounded by exercise matts...just as a precaution. Wouldn't wanna split your head open again haha :)
silverstream20 20
Aww I'm sorry to hear. Maybe when you both wake up and in the recovery ward, you could propose then? it might not be as romantic, but it would be one hell of a story to tell the kids.
blackvyper 8
A match made in heaven!
pisseatdick 26
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