Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
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tacojauns 45
Sounds like you two are a match made in heaven
jack_jill05 14
That sounds like a mess, OP! It sounds like you both are okay, seeing as you posted and found out what happened. hope your head gets better & she says yes!
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Comments (98)
CenturionK 3
But years from now that'll be a really funny and romantic story to tell (assuming she ends up saying yes). Good luck!
Pyrithium 8
How are you still alive? Split your head open? Holy shit you are a super hero to survive exposing your brain to the outside!
Potka91 4
Sounds like you really fell for each other.
mnkyc_mnkydo 5
She sounds like a real knockout.
Imstilldreaming 12
Well that onlooker certainly will have quite the story to tell their friends...
Tzazaroff 0
You two sound perfect for each other :)
KrazyKatz3 26
How old is your girlfriend? If she faints every time she sees blood how does she survive every month??