Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
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Top comments
tacojauns 45
Sounds like you two are a match made in heaven
jack_jill05 14
That sounds like a mess, OP! It sounds like you both are okay, seeing as you posted and found out what happened. hope your head gets better & she says yes!
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Comments (98)
steftriv 18
Theirs always tomorrow!
Mc2013 18
There's or there is. Not their. - Their implies a person. Their phone, their engagement ring, their FML.
steftriv 18
Woops! Thank you for noticing! .....But seriously, how much free time do you have to go around and correct other comments?
Mc2013 18
I only comment on the ones that are really stupid mistakes. Not a whole bunch of free time but when I can correct someone so they don't appear uneducated again, I do so.
steftriv 18
Want a cookie too while you're at it, champ?
redneck66 11
i hate ppl that think they're so much better than you. like seriously. grab a girl, a cold one, and a life....big deal there their theyre who gives a flying f*ck?
steftriv 18
#64 You know the meaning of life man, keep on livin' the dream!
Mc2013 18
Yes! I love cookies. I think I'll go buy some while I correct both of your spelling mistakes. :)
wisecracker13 5
Sounds like you two are head over heals for each other
apcsox 18
Did she say yes?!?
bigmike25 11
This is better then Romeo and Juliet!! :D
marysevere 4
That is the most romantic injury story I've ever heard.
sharedcat 6
AHAHAHHAA
iwadasn 33
On the plus side, it sounds like you two are perfect for each other.
davincidasecond 24
I'm not sure that I've read of two people falling that hard for each other.
NPN_Scorpio 16
Aw, how romantic!
NellieeNell 18
Great story to tell your kids and grandkids lol. Glad to see you're okay though & good luck!!