Courtney
Reserved
Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
fryebaby623
Vero Beach, United States
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Pick me!
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Anonymous
Barrie, Canada
Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
What are you doing?
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
Alyxandrea Loffer
Ellsworth, United States
Malfunctioning equipment
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Kurda
Wallburg, United States
Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML
Itsbeen8years
Stupava, Slovakia
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
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jasony0423 0
You're a classy woman, aren't ya?
IIRoxieII 12
Saving it for later?
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Comments (80)
perdix 31
That was inconspicuous -- no one's going to look there, unless they are attracted by the freaky double nipple on the boob you loogeyed on. Double nipple, all the way!
GVirdi 11
Asshole
JenniferTheDark 0
Had it happen to me too, it's definitely gross :/ Not trying to be rude, but keep tissues at hand for scenarios like this.
bubo_fml 11
I saw a film where a girl did something similar to that, however, she wasn't wearing a bra...Come to think of it, it wasn't a 'loogie' either...
GarysMom725 10
Very ladylike. NOT!!!!!
GVirdi 11
Thanks for restating something everyone above you said
5t3ff1k4h 47
Welcome to 1990, where screaming "NOT" after every sarcastic comment was as common as breathing.
Bekll 31
I miss the 90s...
larsindrumzxx 0
You fail. Might as well kill yourself.
pandora1983 0
Well at least you dident spit it out of the car window and have it come back and hit you in the face. See coulda been muuuuuuch worse :)
tommyfox 19
I heard that the Shore Store from Jersey Shore is looking to hire young women... You should apply! You'd fit in GREAT on that show!
TheJester12 15
is it really ****** up that I find this extremely hot ???? ... don't answer that.
HeyHey_Star 3
Are you kidding?? Of course you should! Any normal guy would.
Snafuusmc 12
I find that hawt and disgusting at the same time!
cajunjynx 0
Bahahahahahahahahaha! That must have been horrible but it's funny!