Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML
Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML
Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, my friend was showing me pictures of her and her family. I told her to stop at one of the pictures. I started laughing my back off and said that she looked grotesque. She asked me if I was serious, I swore that I was. It was actually a picture of her sister, who died 1 year ago. FML
Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML
Today, my art teacher fawned over my friend's photographs of random children and people making out, while she called my picture of an old man looking thoughtful on a pier "creepy" and "voyeuristic." FML
Today, I showed my friends the picture I drew picturing the four of us in a 'zombie apocalypse' setting. Turns out they never saw me as their friend, and I'm creeping them out. FML
Today, I saw a guy in the street drawing caricatures, and I decided to pay him to do one of me. Being a caricature, I looked pretty monstrous in it. When I showed it to my mum later, she shuddered and said, "Yeah, looks just like you." FML
Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML
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stephissilly 18
'you know it's opposite day' always works!
ZealIFeel 7
Creepy is creepy, regardless of how noble the purpose is. Don't sweat it.
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Comments (55)
OinkieOinkie 1
Poor kids :( L
mama2b3 20
Awh that really sucks! For him. poor guy.
ninjaboy18 6
9 out of 10 Americans say, that out of 10 Americans, 1 will disagree with the other 9. True fact.
xSonic 9
10/10 real ninjas will say that you're a fake
zakkyzebra 11
FALSE. Ninjas don't talk. They are silence on the go.
ImInYourFACEbook 8
No, I believe you are FALSE because everyone knows that you can't see or meet ninjas; therefore, no one would know whether or not ninjas talk or not.
TrollBaby 8
What I don't understand is how its a FML when he insulted to the artwork..
stephissilly 18
'you know it's opposite day' always works!
Roevera 14
Maybe when you're 8!
twilightluvr101 4
Don't underestimate the power of opposite day 34!!!
ryanisexy 5
If its opposite day, then by saying 'its opposite day' would counter itself. Which also means saying 'its not opposite day' isn't legit because then you would be true.
ZealIFeel 7
Creepy is creepy, regardless of how noble the purpose is. Don't sweat it.
moop256 10
Well op should apologize and at least try and make up for it.
RussianFox 13
I really hope OP apologized.
ladyLALAA 29
I once put this really ugly sculpture of my housemates away in the cupboard, only to find out it was like his great grandmas. Very awkward.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Thats a very strange compliment to give someone.
Pazu_fml 10
OP probably thought it was meant to be a creepy horror piece, in which case that is indeed a compliment.
AcidLacedBong 5
Dead grandmothers are usually creepy... It's ok OP how were you supposed to know? Just be nice and apologize and you'll be good.
evadeschipper 6
Your profile pic is creepy...
AcidLacedBong 5
It's creepy and it's crawly!!
jaredjudd21 2
After you said it was creepy, You should have said that you meant to say creepy great.
piccalo 4
now he is trying to raise his dead grandmother from the grave..
yuzuhere 21
"It's creep...ily beautiful!" never ends up as you'd hope. Don't worry too much OP, you didn't know.