Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML
Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML
Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML
Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FML
Today, trying to take initiative, I wore nothing but an apron and led my husband to the kitchen by his knob to have some fun. I tripped on the floor and used his knob to keep balance. FML
Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML
Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, after a long dry spell, I spent a day treating my wife, ending with a full body massage. She was wearing only panties, breathing heavily, and spread her legs, so I reached for her crotch to finger her… and she kicked me in the head so hard I fell off the bed and split my head open. FML
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Top comments
flashback.miss 28
That's sweet but next time why not a sensuous bath together or something equally as relaxing?
Saddyohh 13
Don't wear panties... Problem solved.
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Comments (101)
lazygirlWOW 9
Looks like you tripped up
KinkyCurly 13
It's ok you're still an awesome wife for trying.
CasualCalvin 13
Sweet thought. Be more careful next time?
Brando23 13
You deserve it for trying to have sex before marriage
bach2121 13
It's the thought that counts
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
Did you copy and paste this comment from the first page? C'mon man next time be more original. Smh
kayteakay 26
I'm sure he loved it! And bruises make you look tough.
spikekutter 9
stop deleting my comment!its a ******* song! get over it!
olpally 33
That's one way to ruin the mood. Lol. Hope you enjoyed yourselves later on after the pain went down. No biggie.
tannara 12
Rough
disturbedgd 26
kudos for trying