Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of two years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
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Top comments
Rianna03 14
That's pretty funny actually. I get that you wanted to get hours attention, possibly for some sexy fun time, but keep in mind that just because you may want some, doesn't mean that he does in that time and moment. Sometimes people just need their space and chill out, and in a healthy relationship both partners recognize and respect that. ☺ Not that I'm saying you don't, OP. FYI, though. Try again in an hour? If all fails, play video games with him! That's pretty fun too. :P
KaneCR 9
that's awesome
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Comments (101)
queerdragon 20
Instead of throwing a bra at him, why not just ask him if he wants sex. I hate when I am doing something and someone interrupts me. If I wanted sex, I wouldn't be gaming.
RAWRsauce619 5
My ex would do this to me. except she'd crown me like a king with her sweater muffin holders and call it my "helmet of power" while I was gaming. then tell me to win or no sex.
P_Game 3
maybe you're a pig
samurai1833 16
The Division just came out
omgoliviagraves 9
I have been in the same situation many of times. As long as I know he isn't in the middle of something important, I just walk up to him and cover his head with my shirt. Definitely gets the message across and usually gets a giggle.
BEButterfly 13
Some guys are like this. I literally stripped bare naked in front of my hubby and walked in front of the tv while he was playing Black Ops one day about 7 years ago and I said me or the game? He said, "Can I just finish this death match outs about 14 minutes left?" "Wow!" I said, "getting laid by your wife is second to a video game?!" I couldn't even believe his audacity! Men are definitely from Mars! Little did he not get any that night but he also slept on the couch.
derperbear 8
Or you could not be selfish and let him finish playing his game. You don't own your husband. He has the right to do things besides having sex with you.
Mr_Mole 24
You only wanted his attention cos he was playing games and ignoring you.
Inkoseh 33
Yeah, if he's playing and doing something he wants to do, then just let him. I'm sure you'd be pissed if you were deep into doing something and he threw his underwear at you. I'm sure you both work (or school) and it being the weekend, it can be time to wind down! You'll survive another 24, find something to do! And when he's done, plan something together. Communication is equal parts! Not that throwing a bra is..communication.
aelarol 5
Do not worry dear, he will not notice while one of his friends is doing you.
stayinbreezy 10
gunna have to try a lil harder than that