Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of two years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
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Top comments
Rianna03 14
That's pretty funny actually. I get that you wanted to get hours attention, possibly for some sexy fun time, but keep in mind that just because you may want some, doesn't mean that he does in that time and moment. Sometimes people just need their space and chill out, and in a healthy relationship both partners recognize and respect that. ☺ Not that I'm saying you don't, OP. FYI, though. Try again in an hour? If all fails, play video games with him! That's pretty fun too. :P
KaneCR 9
that's awesome
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Comments (101)
kyu_Q 19
You have no power here Breasts. Be gone! and take your holders with you.
Enslaved 38
Bet that helped keep his head set on more secure.
Bluepies 24
No means no.
derperbear 8
Maybe he just wanted to play his game. If it is an ongoing issue then you should have a conversation with him about it. If it is not an issue then you should realize that men are not always in the mood.
JKPwnage 27
And yet people complain that guys only care about sex
SecundusSecunda 27
He is definitely a Team Fortress 2 player.
RA91 26
Thumb it down all you want, but I'll never understand who dudes choose video games over sex!?
brianna1494 27
Maybe because he doesn't need to have sex all the time? Maybe a person doesn't constantly feel the need to satisfy someone's sexual desires? If she was that desperate, she can get a vibrator. Her boyfriend isn't there just to have sex with her, he shouldn't have to put his things aside just to satisfy her sexual wants. Even then, she threw a bra at him, she didn't try to be somewhat romantic. What she did was something that lazy people do; little effort goes in.
hunnykhan 11
News Flash: My dear husband!
proudspanishgirl 10
Haha well the next time he wants sex do the same thing
Calingaladha 21
God, this is my fiancé. I sent it to him, and he couldn't even argue it XD
ssnow_fml 20
Just walk in naked and stand in front of the TV. If that doesn't get his attention then give up.
Dorminion 13
maybe he just wasn't I'm the mood?
connoreknaust 10
If she baddd when arnt you in the mood