Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of two years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
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Rianna03 14
That's pretty funny actually. I get that you wanted to get hours attention, possibly for some sexy fun time, but keep in mind that just because you may want some, doesn't mean that he does in that time and moment. Sometimes people just need their space and chill out, and in a healthy relationship both partners recognize and respect that. ☺ Not that I'm saying you don't, OP. FYI, though. Try again in an hour? If all fails, play video games with him! That's pretty fun too. :P
KaneCR 9
that's awesome
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isquaredkeepingitreal 24
I see these posts all the time. As a 25 year old female gamer with a fiance that also games, I understand the importance of saving first. I also know that if a bf tried this when say his gfs favorite movie was on, the bf would get a similar response. I have a lot of chick friends ask me for advice, they usually they get mad at the bf for ignoring them to play a game, yet the girl will spend hours ignoring the bf for social media. Now I can't speak for the couple in this post, but both my fiance and myself appreciate gaming and consider it a serious hobby. Maybe it's a security issue where women (in this case) are feeling insecure in their relationship. If so, STOP COMPARING YOURSELF TO A VIDEO GAME! To me, a video game is like a interactive movie. You get invested in the characters and plot by spending time and leveling your character. Thankfully, most of my chick friends chill out after I point out that they often ignore their bf to go shopping or check their phones (for hours).