Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Not fair!
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Hypocrite much?
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Unfair failing
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Monday, Monday, so good to me…
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Drunk with power
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Not fair
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
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booroxx 0
I hate teachers like you :/
limegreenpoopie 31
Owned.
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limegreenpoopie 31
Owned.
Mirorbo 27
Said it best. Fuhohohoho!~
Chrisskiies 0
You sir are a prick, btw I pissed my teachers off that way also. Hardly took notes or did extra work, all my test and quizzes were A's or B's. haha
MykeLytorus 0
Punish the sniveling little punk some other way. Trying to break students down is a great strategy. You're an awesome teacher! Way to go! /sarcasm
Ludii_fml 0
Did you send him to the principal's office after? Accusing him of cheating on a pop quiz?
kaprookie 3
haha this kid is me in every way shape and form I am in the top classes for everything and my teachers hate me (except for a few) because I talk and manage to get work done at the same time.Dear OP you sir are a prick and ydi completely.
ellielovesyuh 0
same here 12. but the bitch teacher failed me even thoe I got A's or high B's on her tests. >:|
BananaSticker 0
People like you should never be able to able to teach. You're there to help kids and give them confidence to be whatever they want to be, not punish them just because you can.
kaprookie 3
pendatik I realize that and therefore If anybody asks me to stop I stop distracting them if they don't and they get annoyed I stop distracting them.
CloudEnvy 17
If you're so clever.. What's with that gibberish you just wrote?
americuzz 8
how is this an fml?? so ur lil plan back fired, who cares?? atleast it means that you are doing something right if your students have good grades. -.-
CloudEnvy 17
*waves at Pendatik*
legonut6 0
I thought teachers were there to help students. I'm not saying that all are like this, but seriously.
DocBastard 40
To all the obnoxious kids saying YDI and you do the same thing and you're so clever because you can talk and get an A... **** you. Your job in school is to be a student and learn so that you can become reasonably functional adults like us. Get to school on time, shut your goddamn mouths, and LEARN. I can't wait until you have a job, arrive late, and get your entitled ass fired. Then we'll see "Today, my entitled ass got fired because I was late for work. FML. " Pricks.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*waves and flashes a big grin at CloudEnvy* *face and hand slowly fall at CloudEnvy's obvious lack of recognition*
Zoh_Aubrey 8
This is why I'm in school to be a teacher, so the world won't be filled with ***** like you making us educators look bad.
lky830 0
well said, 72. talking when others are trying to learn is juvenile. when I was in high school, I came to class, sat somewhere in the back, and doodled or something if I didn't want to pay attention. yeah, these kids need a wake up call. parents do too. no one disciplines their kids these days.
TheJaQ 0
I feel bad for the kids who got there on time, but didn't ace the test. Next time punish the kid, not the class.
rlet 1
WTF it's the first day relax!! c what u got
the_flirtt 0
it's teachers like you that make school not fun
letmeinplease 0
My history teacher saw a kid coming late down the driveway into school (he was often late). He climbed on top of a cupboard next to the door and leapt down on top of him screaming when he came in. You just need to get creative OP. Or stop being a bitch.
pingpongpenguin 3
fuhoho??
GamerGoddess 0
you're a bitch
weightnc 1
this is an excellent of teachers trying to dumb down smart kids. why bother, just admit some of our students are smarter than you. YDI
weightnc 1
*excellent example* ugh :(
nishant5456 0
Actually 1 I have to correct that, Pwned.
sipher16 0
so bc you ****** up your life your mad at people that can multitask? take responsibility for your own actions douche bag. act like the grown up you said you were. pansy
hollyberry246 0
stupid people should not be teachers. why are you a teacher? stop being a ******** and just do your job.
BoyFromTheFuture 0
Find a way to punish him without punishing the rest of the class. I used to be like you guys. I was arrogant about my ability to pick up on things faster than the other students and perform well on test with minimal prep time or attendance. However, the skill set required to be successful in the business world is different than that of the classroom. Punctuality, organization, presentation, and hard work are rewarded and not your ability to fill out a scantron. Good luck to you guys but I would suggest practicing those skills as opposed to kissing your own ass for the genius you are not.
1personinthiswor 0
How old is the kid in question? Was it even his fault he was late, or his parent's? Regardless, YDI for intentionally trying to tank his grades. You're a total jerk and I hope you get fired.
Oscar_Wilde 0
I skipped half of a final to eat out during college, called my teacher to tell them I was doing it, and made the highest score. I would have done the same thing to you, lol.
dudeitsdanny 10
This is coming from someone who got good grades without doing the work, but behaved in class: OP- You're an idiot. You're supposed to encourage good marks, not try to make them fail. Give him extra work, detention, or call his parents. Almost seems like a coward move to me: Secretly punishing him so you don't have to confront him. Idiot. People who talk in class- I don't care what grades you get, that's not the time or place to talk, unless the teacher says you can. I don't care if you stop upon request. You know that it disturbs other students, but you still do it until someone asks you to stop? Sounds like a slow learner if you have to be told the same thing more than once. Get off your high horse. It's possible to be smart and not a prick.
CloudEnvy 17
*Waves at TheIrishJaneDoe with equal, if somewhat late, enthusiasm.*
kitty0910 0
63 You should get appzilla there is an app in it that opens the camera so you can walk and type at the same time. It's called walk and type (one of the 99 apps in Appzilla)
fistnazal 10
hey! teacher! leave them kids alone!
lilmissy1290 0
if you teach in college then lock his ass out of the classroom if he is late. I've had a teacher who would lock the door the second class was supposed to start. start the quiz and dont let him in until it is finished. if its high school send him to the principals office before you let him start the quiz if he misses it give him a harder one than the class took, like all essay.
bigblue95 0
72 relax. the teacher tried to purposely fail him and got owned. no one said this was a bad student who misbehaves. he jus came late. and btw u sound jealous of the kids who can ace every test without putting in much effort
itz_scrumdidly 0
agreed 165...I think 72 either got owned by some slacking students of his own or spent so much time trying to learn material that he had no life in school
lovesuckz123 0
i dont think YDI i think you're a BEAST.
bummervacation 10
Just my two cents here. As a teacher, I believe it is in your job description to encourage, support and assist children to the best of your abilities. In this FML, you showed poor judgement and character by doing the opposite of what you are to do. Punishing the whole class because of one student's actions doesn't help or benefit anyone in any way possible. It only stresses those that struggle already and does absolutely nothing for him/her. Perhaps you could inquire as to why he/she was tardy and allow him to amend his/her wrongdoing by writing an essay on the importance of time management. This way, he/she would have been penalized while the rest of the class would not suffer. Then again, I am no teacher, therefore, I am not authorized nor am I in any position to tell you what to do. I lack the experiences and I do not care for that particular job field. This is only a suggestion. And as to the others who are claiming succees with minimal effort on their part. Please remember that not all students are equipped with such capabilities and therefore have to utilize the time allotted for each class. Moreso than you. Please be considerate for slower learners because speaking in class not only disrupts them but shows a lack of maturity on your part. Take it from a slow learner herself (In Math and Science only). Please, save the talking for elsewhere, such as outside of class where no -one is trying to learn. But as I said before, this is just my 2 cents. Do what you want with it.
xpainx 1
**** you. Go kill yourself.
BahahahLOL 0
I fxcking hate teachers like you! I had. teacher last year that didn't "believe" in giving A's. Even the students that deserved them got B's. I fingered that old prick on the way out of class on the last day.
inevality 12
#72, that's true, we do go to school to learn. Not to be punished. That doesn't help us learn. A lesson, maybe, but not core class lessons.
Boygenius50 8
Dag nab those rotten kids! (reaches for cane while squinting intently) Seriously, why is it F your L if a student succeeds?! Isn't that the idea?!
rallets 23
y'all need to shut up and get them edumacation
xman4396 0
haha. op yur such a dick. yu totally got OWND there. ydi!!
kaprookie 3
Ok everyone calling us kids who can multitask arrogant pricks stfu. The only reason I talk during class is because I don't want to be an adult yet I wanna be a teenager for awhile longer and I don't wanna spend it acting like an adult. You only get to live life once and I want to live it in the funnest way possible and I hopefully am not gonna end up like most of you guys who are probably in your mid-40s stuck in a dead end job and that is the precise reason I multitask and I don't distract the kids who are trying, if anything my friends are distracting me.
jkurtz87 0
your a ass-hole of a teacher **** YOU
cstrat 0
72 Obviously this kid is learning or knows it. The teacher is just a flat out prick who rewards obsequious students and punishes the talented ones. Sounds like you've got the same chip on your shoulder.
Thunderbender 2
Wait so you're student did well and you're upset? What a **** of teacher.
angel14215 0
What he said...
Harleyyyy 0
THANK YOU, 146. My thoughts exactly. I've had the cowardly teacher type before, and I cannot stand them. I also can't take teachers who have "favorites". If you're not a favorite, you're despised by them. Also, the favorites get favors, while the non-favorites do not. It's so unfair.
swalch43 0
hahahaha ******* bitch you're the kind of teacher that everyone hates and btw I love doing that to teachers who try to screw me over
swalch43 0
I hope docbastard dies alone
DocBastard 40
Now why would you wish that? Because I said that students should learn? Oh golly, what was I thinking? My wife and daughter are beautiful, and they love me. My chance of dying alone is zero. Me=1. You=0.
fmler691 0
AHAHAHAHAHAAAA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET ASSHOLE!!
Bubbelz 25
239 YDI for having a family
DocBastard 40
244 Damn right I do. They are my reason for coming home every day.
bigblue95 0
actually everyone has a chance of dying alone. jus bc u have family means nothing
yesYDI 0
YDI for teaching, having students, and giving a pop quiz.
joeb95 0
sounds like my chemistry teacher
Pooper_T_fml 0
no one waves at me :c *slits throat*
stangdude 0
That was really uncool. Im glad he showed you up. YDI.
Boygenius50 8
I'm going to to have to bake more, but. . . 143 wins 12 cookies for being the only sane and correct person on this thread 161 wins 5 cookies for beating me to that reference XD
mrmystery96 0
pink Floyd said it best in another brick in the wall pt. 2.
gusrick 20
And why would he do that? Maybe that student is even smarter than the teacher but he is too little-close-minded that prefers to find the way to screw the kid before helping him to develope his potential
epiccarrot 0
it's dumbass teachers like you who don't know how to punish individuals that drive my marks down despite me studying at two in the morning to at least try for a decent mark, and while I might be late in the morning it's specifically due to that reason.
AXWhitticoax 0
I gigglesnorted at your rant, #72. I also agree 100%
Killuhk 8
He was late to class therefore he should be punished....what if he was late to a court date? Obviously he would be punished just as well but not with a test. Punishing kids teaches them character and it gives them morals
TwoCentsibleGuy 4
To all of you saying that the teacher is a bitch and "punishing" the class, I would advise you to reconsider what you're saying. It is completely within the teachers power to issue a pop quiz. You, as a student are not entitled to know when anything that will be graded is assigned. A quiz is a teacher's tool to test the knowledge of his/her students. As a student, you *should* be studying all your notes and work every night so that you retain and absorb all you can. It is just the young and the immature that believe they deserve good grades just because they go to school, which seems to be a common way of thinking for many American students, and one of the primary reasons our schools system is poor in comparison to other first world countries. As to the boy saying he wants to enjoy life because he was blessed with the gift of multitasking, you clearly are not in a difficult enough class if you can "take notes" and socialize at the same time. I'll also let you in on a secret, school isn't fun (or strictly meant to be), so just quit! You'll have tons more fun! I'm positive. :)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Good plan because everyone knows tardiness is a sign of stupidity huh.
booroxx 0
I hate teachers like you :/
starile 20
TEACHERS LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK I hope you read these comments and realize what a son of a bitch you are. I'm glad that kid showed you up.
MutsuLayfon 0
I hope that shows ur ass not to be such a dbag teacher
anonymous100000 17
the point of teachers is to teach and help students succeed, not be douchebags like you and try to fail them. YDI. and also, the fact that you felt bad about him passing the test makes you not only a terrible teacher, but a terrible person. I suggest you change your career that best fits your shitty attitude on life.
Jared900DUmpling 30
Ay teacher just so you know people like you are shitbags. Good day.
chungy92 5
ahaha favourited
kitty5399 0
Just because a student is late doesn't mean that they don't do homework or study. and you shouldn't punish your entire class because of one student.
SupermanXL 3
agreed
kitty5399 0
Just because a student is late doesn't mean that they don't do homework or study. and you shouldn't punish your entire class because of one student.
snagglepaste 0
agreed.
Metalman69 0
hahaha serves you right asshole. perhaps the student had a valid reason for being late.
kidclarke 15
Wow. Way to be a huge bitch.
theboldshadow 11
hahaha that's badass
WorkThatButt 2
I always do that to my teachers, even if I'm not focusing in class, then they ask me out of nowhere, I answer it correctly while they're pale faced :)
ellielovesyuh 0
I love doing that:D
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'm guilty of doing that to Mr. Doe, much to his annoyance. After 5 years, he still can't believe I can fully listen to him and read at the same time. :)
zx0810r 0
Maybe after five years you should of put that book down and finally passed his class.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Uh, check my name. Mr. Doe is my husband, not my teacher. I haven't had a teacher in about 10 years. -.- Maybe you should get off the Internet and finally pass that reading comprehension class, eh.