Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
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Top comments
vipirius 18
Well at least you know his weakness if you guys ever have a tickle fight.
oj101 33
Pour alcohol on it just for laughs.
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Comments (41)
vipirius 18
Well at least you know his weakness if you guys ever have a tickle fight.
JustinKirby 20
Yeah but it will just turn into a real fight like this one, apparently he has one hell of a kick XD
LanceGoodthrust 19
Maybe he could enter kickboxing competitions... You will just have to tickle him at the right moment... Over and over again
underthesea12 24
don't tickle the bleeding foot!
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I wonder if the tickling would stimulate the blood flow and cause blood to fly out of the wound...
FrietvanPiet 16
Dump him, I don't see any other options
yahoowizard 16
Ahh there's that good old FML advice on running a successful relationship
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Must we jump to such unpleasant conclusions, #4?
oj101 33
#6 - You must be new here. Nothing much on the FML comments section follows logic or positivity.
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I don't think I'm new anymore... And sometimes you can find helpful advice on CERTAIN FMLs. Sometimes. Never.
HortonThelephant 15
#11 This my friend, is colloquially known as the FML Paradox. 2 equally opposite comments making contradictory statements, and neither suitable to the community's liking.
ryanthecheeseguy 18
#15 in this case never.
SaintJupiter 16
nice troll! :D
DevilsAltair 8
Just because he was bleeding?its not like he cheated on her. He probably apologized
oj101 33
Pour alcohol on it just for laughs.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Huge plot twist, it turns out OP's boyfriend has a pain fetish. In turn, their sex life is never the same and now she has to resort to whipping him for foreplay.
FeatherTips 10
Tickling clearly just brings out the Spartan in him.
AhouKaho 11
Ouch good luck with that, I'm the same way but allover my body. You can imagine what happens when sexy time commences.
CrissyyyS2 22
Man FYL OP. No foot fetishes for you without a kick.
MishyMoshy33 2
Yeah. "Ticklish" Or he just let out some serious girlfriend frustrations
Lizza330 28
Maybe he didn't know that he was ticklish. And i'm sure he didn't mean to kick you, it sounds like it was an accident.
ifavela89 13
ouch. well now you guys are hurting together. at least you know he's ticklish there now