Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML
Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
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greeneye_fml 12
What I would give to see this on video.
shananigans 0
"Taking out multiple children..." Now, I love kids, but the way I'm picturing this going down is absolutely hysterical.
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Comments (70)
Kuato 0
Why are you with a chick that has a 4 year old? Don't you feel like less of a man when you are taking responsibility for someone else's offspring? YDI for even being at that location in that situation.
mandark 9
Learn to read, please. Also, did you do a barrel roll? If not, you should have.
rinzlerkitty94 31
OP is also a woman, dumbass. So no, she doesn't feel like less of a man, unlike you. You are a little bitch that clearly has a lot of growing up to do.
interpower1 0
You're a woman with a girlfriend who has a 4-year old child? How did this happen?
Seti_fml 0
girlfriend could be bisexual?
aoi_azarashi 0
a lot of women refer to their good friends as girlfriends, doesn't neccessarily mean they are dating
cwl727 33
They could be lesbians and the boy could be either adopted or from a previous relationship.
baby_gurl2405 0
okay thats just plain nasty! i recomend going home imidiately and washing off... maybe claime a few kisses from your girlfriend for all the hardship she put you through... :P lol
betamaxjim92 0
Man that must have sucked real bad
AcesAndEights 0
Haha, love the phrase "Taking out multiple children." I'm imagining them flying in all directions and landing in twisted heaps.
JV4Life 0
#25 FTW!!!!1!!11!!!!
sLAUGHTERxx 0
I say FYL and YDI. YDI: You should have been watching where you were walking instead of absent-mindedly strolling (or in this case, slipping) down a hill. Most people with common sense would watch where they were going so they don't step in mud/water/dog poop/VOMIT/etc. FYL: It TOTALLY sucks to have slipped in vomit. And FKL (F the Kids' Lives) for being taken out by you. It's disgusting and terrible at the same time that you slipped in vomit. I hope you went home and cleaned yourself up. There is one opinion I believe more strongly in: YDI. See above for why I chose YDI. Watch where you're going next time.
shorty6823 28
I don't know about you, but I don't keep an eye out for vomit puddles.
IHateNoobz 0
HAHAHAHAHA WTF!!?!??!? That what you get! U FAIL AT LIFE
ugh_a_lug 7
Classy...
cerebellum_fml 0
Kill joy
killurbeer 0
hahahahaha