Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I slightly hesitated when she asked if she was beautiful. I am blind. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML
Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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Top comments
feelslikeanoose 0
Oh yeah she definately sounds CHARMING to me!
MinorOED 0
She doesn't sound so charming to me. Besides, glasses are hot! She's an idiot. :)
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Comments (28)
feelslikeanoose 0
Oh yeah she definately sounds CHARMING to me!
MinorOED 0
She doesn't sound so charming to me. Besides, glasses are hot! She's an idiot. :)
AnalRetentive 0
come back: Can you just remove your face for a second? Ahhh much better.
master_fml 0
#4 has a bitching comeback, the way u phrased ur FML it sounds like ur a 40 year old paedophile
master_fml 0
#4 has a bitching comeback, the way u phrased ur FML its sounds like ur a 40 year old pedophile
Roddsy 0
LAWL #4 FTW!
ZeroHero 0
Wow what a bitch
blahblahblah43 0
shes a b****
RenRen_fml 0
Oh that's not so charming. You should have told her that your webcam broke because she was too ugly for it and ditched her ass :) An eye for an eye, dude.
ImThePope 2
I know a lot of people say this to you, but you look gorgeous. Just stating facts. :o
Caayouteepie 0
lol