Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML
Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, my dad had a seizure just after taking his anti-seizure medicine and having been seizure-free for two and a half months. Did I mention I was pooping while my poor dad was having this? I ran out with my pants around my ankles, due to my stepmom flipping out, screaming at me to find the phone (which she found). FML
Today, my dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML
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Top comments
MissEmma_fml 22
unlucky. fair point though. he only cares
NattG17 0
What's wrong with that? He was concerned.
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Comments (121)
Alpinedriver87 0
hey whats up? question, how do u get a pic to display on here?
zemo999 0
I'm with some of the others, no fml Dad just cares about you.
lacrossekid 0
you coulda woke up with a rubber duck half way in ur ass ... now this sucks
Southern_Grown 0
Now that's a funny and somewhat disturbing image. Course, I'd be wondering how it magically appeared in your ass, and why you didn't wake up while it was being stuffed :/
RebelHeart7 0
why would you sleep in a wet wrapped towel?? you totally diserve it, funny though
Attacksloth 33
He's only concerned. Next time change into something before falling asleep. I'd be weirded out / concerned if I saw my dad lying there on his bed in a towel and nothing else, too.
loveurlifeJK 5
Because, Heaven forbid a father actually CARES for their kin! What is the world coming to these days??
Seddah 3
Wow, overreact much? Someone's a little too invested in this, lol
MrDevious9 0
OP you should be grateful that you have a father that cares about you
SadinSherman 16
At least you can trust him in a real emergency.
bradrost 0
yeah something similar happened to me but i was naked and i woke up to my naked sister
nycuser 0
win