Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML
Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I suddenly passed out due to my hypoglycemia. When I woke up, I discovered that I was still in the same spot and my friends had abandoned me to go to class. Also, my stuff was stolen. FML
Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my, "stupid fucking prank." FML
Today, while at work I passed out due to my blood sugar not being normal. Despite the fact that it took 10 minutes to wake me, no one thought I was in any sort of danger. After the episode, I then got fired for "sleeping on the job." FML
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML
Today, I had a low blood sugar attack and almost passed out during class while over Zoom, which my professor then decided to bring attention to by calling me out for "sighing" about the research paper. FML
Today, I was working as a stagehand for one of my college classes. I’m diabetic and can’t go without food for more than a few hours. I was told that if I left early, ate anything backstage, or passed out, I would fail the class. I passed out. FML
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KennKenn 0
Did your butt hurt each time you woke up?
HeavyMetalViking 0
Damn OP, you need to keep a Blood sugar monitor nearby to prevent future incidents. Maybe you can keep it in a black pouch that looks like a change purse.
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Comments (150)
KennKenn 0
Did your butt hurt each time you woke up?
qasimahsan93 4
You sir win at life.
iLazy 0
If he wins at life he would be the most famous person in existence. I don't know him.,,
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
1# couldn't have put it better myself
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
#7 your worse than a grammar nazi.
iLazy 0
Ok 16 what is worst than a grammar Nazi? And it's "You're" not "your".
ElGranOrgo 0
lmao win^^^
incomple 0
You're actually suppose to put worse instead of worst.
Blueglasscup 18
You look like someone I know.
KennKenn 0
33 - Me?
Blueglasscup 18
Yes.
KennKenn 0
Oh, where are you from?
Blueglasscup 18
Hong Kong but I doubt you're the person I know unless you've decided to type much better, change your name and deducted a year off your age.
fatgirllovesfml 0
how do you guys distinguish one from the other in honk kong? I'm curios!!
KennKenn 0
I guess they all have different names. But that's just my guess :P But in all seriousness. Sometimes I can't even tell a guy from, say Japan to someone from China
Di55le 9
all y'all look alike to me
seanders 10
That's how I feel about you guys 67
HeavyMetalViking 0
No racism prease! Before I chop you with my Viking axe, and decorate my rice paddy hat with your teeth and pierce your eyeballs with my chopsticks.
KennKenn 0
75 - I can't tell if your asian. Must be a good thing too, Now kids can't say anything bad about where your from. But if your American, then I just wasted my time writing this.
BWill9014 4
*LONG UNEDUCATED RANT ABOUT HOW THIS CONVERSATION IS RACIST AND BECAUSE IM BLACK I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE UPSET* *CONTRADICTORY RACIAL SLURS* *CUSS WORDS*
oliveindamiddle 0
29- and YOU should say *supposed
Nena713 0
Actually 29 is correct.
j_cat187 20
u wake up to him cumming in ur ass rofl
diabian 9
107- wow, you must have countless friends because you are so funny ha?
thepunman 11
Sweet
Beebow_fml 5
If it's medical you should have it under control in your room (assuming that's why your roomate is there)
ugliness 6
trust me, when your blood sugar level drops the scramble for sugar never really ends well :/ the room mate is a idiot, I'd probably die if s/he was my room mate
ilikeyouuu 0
I agree with 2. When my blood sugar drops, I still have enough time to eat or drink something to prevent any episodes. especially at my house... I could see it happening POSSIBLY one time, but three?! come on, now, you're just being dumb and I wouldn't help you, either.
5t3ff1k4h 45
One time or three times - It's still a medical condition that needs attention. Way to be an ass. Even if OP had faked it or something, it's still not something to ignore in case it was real.
ThatSucksAlotYDI 0
Roomates an ass for not grabbin the. glucagon
rjnorton84 0
Roommate is an ass for not getting op some oj or something. OP is dumb for not monitoring his/her blood sugar enough to allow 3 passouts.
chrstygrl06 10
Ooh I think he likes you!
ImaWiseGuy 5
did your roommate like the way your face looked before or after it slapped the ground, or was it a combination of both?
9010649 3
you should beat the shit out of him and tell him that you liked the way his face looked when he gets knocked out
salooty 0
YDI for not taking ur medicine.
starile 20
That is, cookies.
ugliness 6
>_> hypoglycaemia requires sugar, if op was having dka then your comment would be valid yet an assumption
ImaginaryFoe 1
I don't know why your comment is so unpopular since it's fair. After the first time you could've made some effort to regulate your sugar or called for help if you couldn't. Your roommate isn't your minder. Take care of yourself because clearly no one else will.
allplayedout 20
for someone who is diabetic or hypoglycemic, severely low blood sugar (like the levels needed to pass out) very much impairs cognitive function. op may have been too incapacitated to fix the problem, and the fact that the roommate didnt even care enough to find help (even if he didn't want to do it himself) is just wrong.
yoholliday 0
i understand that completely. i'm diabetic and its harder than everybody thinks to keep your blood sugar at a good level. you explain it verywell ^^^^^^ thanks
ImaginaryFoe 1
I agree the roommate is an arse. All the more reason why OP shouldn't be relying on him for help. There's usually some symptoms before you get to pass-out level. To not prepare in advance for these episodes is dangerous. What if the roommate is away?
Po1ntBlank 0
agreed. people just think its so ******* easy for diabetics to manage everything. hell dome people even say they want disbetes so they cab get free candy. I'm like **** if i could give it to you I would. I hate people who dnt take disbetes Seriousley. Srry about spelling I am on an iPhone
Zareen 0
Lesson: EAT UR MEDICINE
Heather_x0x0 6
your roommate is a creep!!!
Bcfrmkc816 17
ur a creep
RapeWhistle 0
How would that make them a creep ?
ZzkekekezZ 0
So is your picture
LoonyKev 0
wear a helmet !! protect ur head...
Wheredidgrungego 12
Also, an ass protector to keep your roommate at bay.
qasimahsan93 4
Take it as a compliment? :/ FYL though. Get s better room-mate.
Airick_TheGreat 2
haha sorry that's really not funny but it's a win for him
HeavyMetalViking 0
Damn OP, you need to keep a Blood sugar monitor nearby to prevent future incidents. Maybe you can keep it in a black pouch that looks like a change purse.
shenaniganry 3
Holy shit, you're wonderful.
ugliness 6
they basically all come in black pouches :/ it's also important to consider that hypos are not usually easy to detect by the body, there isn't really a need for a blood meter unless you are under medical supervision or to double check
alakomonus 0
ugliness shut the **** up.., op ydi because this fml is fake unless he's a complete idiot 1. a diabetic can FEEL when he's low 2. you dont pass out when your that low you go into a coma what was you bg? I would know seeing as I've had diabetes for nearly 11 years an I'm 15..... when I was 6 my bg went to 20 and I felt weak and blurry vision not pass out
shenaniganry 3
... I was laughing at his reference to a previous FML, but okay.
rjnorton84 0
49: if op is passing out three times from being hypo, he/she needs a glucose monitor. usually you can feel hypo long before it gets bad enough to pass out.
amadan 0
oh I see what you did there ha ha
Livinia 11
Your roommate is really weird... I think it's time to find a new one if you can.