Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML
Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML
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Top comments
Cads1 24
Why did you black out? I would get that weak heart of your checked out before you pass out in the toilet.
DMA0712 22
How hard did he squeeze?
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Comments (27)
sunnyray812 42
Tell him not to squeeze too hard next time.
Zarcissa 34
That must've been a real death grip if you blacked out.
Cads1 24
Why did you black out? I would get that weak heart of your checked out before you pass out in the toilet.
MrsDruidess 23
Father of the year
rileyrae0000 23
Your dad sounds like a hard ass. Where's a little sympathy?
thatonlinedude 5
amen
mariathehoe 15
My dad would have done the same thing, I feel you OP
Shuff52 21
Yeah sounds like my father
DMA0712 22
How hard did he squeeze?
BoltTheSuperdog 22
That's some tough love right there.
Soverain 15
I think your dad took the concept of bear hugs too seriously.