Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML
Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, my dad had a seizure just after taking his anti-seizure medicine and having been seizure-free for two and a half months. Did I mention I was pooping while my poor dad was having this? I ran out with my pants around my ankles, due to my stepmom flipping out, screaming at me to find the phone (which she found). FML
Today, my dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML
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MissEmma_fml 22
unlucky. fair point though. he only cares
NattG17 0
What's wrong with that? He was concerned.
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Comments (121)
RKD 23
At least he cares!
chris13174 0
sounds like your dad has some kinda sick s&m fetish FYL oh wait, he just cared enough to check on you. grow up op and be thankful he cared enough to check on you.
Seddah 3
lol Sorry to laugh, but it's kind of funny. I'm diabetic, too, and I get that a lot since I have diabetic seizures. It can be a bit annoying when you're dying for a nap, but it's funny when you tell the story. Next time, put up a sign that says, "My bloodsugar is ____. Do not disturb."
Flutist 3
Okay, being slapped aside, your father was just trying to help you. It might have been embarrassing but in the end its a funny story you will be able to tell people and laugh about. I am sure he didn't do any irreversible damage because you are on here, but yea while it sucks you should be glad your father knows about your condition and takes it seriously. A lot of fml (real fml) on here have people fainting on streets and no one caring. Be glad you are okay and hadn't fainted due to your illness.
gymnast59 0
This is not a fml
aspnet_rules 0
I HATE it when someone comes on FML with such garbage like this. Are Americans conditioned to make a negative situation out of a completely positive one? No wonder so many of you are on antidepressants. YDI for not caring that you have a Dad who actually cares about you. I do too, and it's the greatest thing in the world. This is not an FML, this is just someone trying to make their life suck to get sympathy. Go be depressed, and stop wasting your time on here.
Seddah 3
Wow, you're clearly a very angry person. No need to drag those people with legitimate mental disorders into this. Depression is a real and serious condition, and you are really and seriously an asshole.
Flutist 3
I agree. I have depression and work hard to stay possitive. I don't want pity or sympathy. I don't want to be depressed. You make it sound like (all depressed people) want to be depressed. I think, in my case, I would like to spend my time being happy.
bluelily_ 0
I agree, OP fails.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Based on my experience with Type 1 diabetic loved ones, I tend to think there's a bit of a YDI factor here. Unless your dad is rather ignorant and overdramatic, you've probably given him reason to worry about you by neglecting your own health.
Seddah 3
You don't have to neglect your own health to have diabetic seizures. I've been having them for a year and a half now, and they just started out of nowhere. My bloodsugars have been completely stable (minus the lows that cause the seizures) for the last 12 years. Sometimes shit just happens.
marcranger 29
op could also have been recently diagnosed, explaining dad's overreaction. or she could be an only child, in which case, same thing.
122409 0
77, people like this are why I hate that I live in America...
betty66 3
you have to go to edit your page, then you can upload a pic