Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment, followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father, who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
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Mutantking 0
lol wonder how this ended. cops? or frying pan?
irockmyworld 0
i think its really sweet that you didnt hesitate to help her. you dont deserve this
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Comments (86)
dex_ter 0
omg dude I belive your life is so ******.. dude feellin' sorry for you...
girlygirl666 0
Umm... She said "some" of her clothes. I don't think she meant she wanted to be naked with you about to climb on top, perv! JK- But I'm sure you can see how it might look to the roomate.
YOULIVETODIE 0
I couldn't have said it better than you. (#8)
Tlizzle 0
One of the most perfect FML's I've seen. Favorited.
devildog42787 0
Should of stripped naked yourself before stripping her that would of really ****** up the roommate especially if you had asked them to give you a hand.
MattC13 0
My day has been made.
xoluvinshayxo 0
so he/she thought you were raping her...hmm...interestinqq.. then again, of course that's the first thinq that comes to mind, when you undress an unconscious chick..FYL
CrizzyCream 1
Lol so true. U from ark.?
iizzy 0
You should have signed the unconscious consent form dummy!!! Available in your local police station .
Thunderbender 2
Lol XD
Sargasm 4
"Look," he said, as he slowly unzipped his friend's black skirt, "I can explain this. We just got ba..." "Don't say another word," said the young, buxom roommate. She approached the bed and whispered "Would you like me to give you a hand?" BOW-CHICK-A-BOW-WOW!
sexxxtacy 0
this!
childofadelphia 0
Hahahaha best comment ever xD
JukeboxBunny 0
Hahaha this is great.
butterflyhearts 0
LMAOOOOOO yes yes thatz hilarious
jjluv456 11
Number 50 above, PUT YOUR BOOBS AWAY! Sorry had to say that
loljoogotowned 0
So how was it.