Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML
Today, I told my crush how I feel about him. It's been over 12 hours and he still says he's thinking about it. I asked him about it ; he says he's thinking of how to reject me. FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
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whatwhat 0
Boo ******* hoo. Why does everyone feel entitled to having their feelings returned? At least he wasn't an ass about rejecting you.
jaemyree 0
AWESOME. made me laugh even though i need to focus on my school work instead of this....
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Comments (36)
pepper005 0
haha that's totally something my best friend would say. Actually I've watched him say just about the same thing to girls that like him. It's kind of funny and sad at the same time. The first time it happened I asked him about it, and he just explained that he's not huge on saying the right thing, not good with words in general - which I know now is totally true haha. but anyways, just let it slide. give him some space for a few days so you can work on getting over him, then come back with a smile and talk to him to show that you're over it, even if your not. If you can get closer to him without making him uncomfortable, it's easier to get to his heart. When he opens up to you, you'll know exactly what he wants from girls and you can give him that, subtly at first.
lotrgeek 10
You sound like you're speaking from experience... "best friend", eh?
flyfallfadeaway 0
lol HEY! at least it wasnt a no! = D
SuFreeToPicks 0
That's not too bad... I mean it's an eloquent and relatively kind way of saying he doesn't hate you for this nor does he necessarily feel the same...
Flowerchild555 0
Well at least he didn't feel negatively about it...
Stay_beautiful 0
yeah, seriously...why are you bitching? How is this even an FML? It's not like he said "I feel fairly negative about that question" I have a friend who talks like this and it's halarious. He was probably just trying to make you laugh. Geez...get a life...oh wait! You're on here. That explains everything!
rell55555 0
hey you got somebody for one nights stand
Entity4Infinity 0
but neutral means not bad or good.... so i mean its not like hes disgusted by that hes not saying no...yet not saying yes either... its not an fml ... its a response that is neutral.
nonetheless_fml 0
i know this is late but i did the same thing. he said nothing back. one week later he asked me out and now were daiting :)
syrup21 0
hey, he never said no... dumb ass
HopelesslyMe 0
I was gonna say the same thing... failure, miss.
Ademus 0
....i'm so using that....