Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told my crush how I feel about him. It's been over 12 hours and he still says he's thinking about it. I asked him about it ; he says he's thinking of how to reject me. FML
Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
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Top comments
AlwayzCelly 13
So consider yourself his boyfriend because with that comment, he's already at rock bottom
kitkat2701 18
What a douche!
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kitkat2701 18
What a douche!
lennelleong 33
At least OP's crush was being honest, and it's worth more than the lowering of pride momentarily. She's definitely useful and good for something! - even if right now he doesn't value OP enough. So, this is an fml to apply the adage let the crush go. ★ If he's hers, I would want to see him crawling back in much deeper remorse! ★
Rogerrr57 21
What's the deal with the little stars ★
HKCgrimmjow 15
People like that are the scum of the earth. Nobody deserves to be treated with such disrespect.
ex_stripper_jk 20
Not really... True, he could have worded it a little nicer, but such is life. OP should still feel happy she was brave enough to voice her feelings and not let it derail her. Every douche is simply a stepping stone to the real thing!!
br00kr 22
So true. It was like when I was dissed and then he went about bragging that he said no. Everyone kept laughing at me and I felt like nothing. When he said no he didn't just say no he said "No,ewww why would I date somebody with autism."
ex_stripper_jk 20
#54 that was surely his loss! I'm sorry that he said that to you, because surely words can hurt like hell sometimes.
br00kr 22
Yea :) but now I am dating someone nice although we aren't aloud to go on any dates we are dating. He should be glad that i didn't shove it in hi face when kids were teasing him that he smelled like oil. I even tried to comfort the jerk.
AlwayzCelly 13
So consider yourself his boyfriend because with that comment, he's already at rock bottom
Pwn17 25
You mean girlfriend right? Or is OP not telling us something?
AlwayzCelly 13
Little late but yes, that's what I meant
smc3106 25
Time to find a different person to crush on, OP..
HowAreYouToday 34
Or crush the same person WITH YOUR FISTS!
ilianaaa 8
Forget him
underthesea12 24
Rock bottom! lmao
subwaysurfers 13
Am I missing the joke?
kellandj2019 7
Oh I get it! Coz ur name's under the sea and the FML is about rock bottom! Haha
ileenefudge 29
Spongebob, is that you?
0h_Boy 26
I say you help him reach rock bottom, then tell him to hit the road when he tries to call you up
purebliss_fml 19
Definitely not worth wasting your thoughts and feelings on! What a twat.
tsent8 15
And I will keep you on my list of douches to avoid.
subwaysurfers 13
....the OP hopefully said.
SmittyKick 18
I was gonna make a Drake joke, but then I realized I still have Self Respect
subwaysurfers 13
Some people are just trolls. They might think, "She shouldn't have told her crush she liked him. You ALWAYS wait for the guy to say it." Or it could be an accident.
subwaysurfers 13
I'm sorry, that was supposed to be to your question in your other comment.
SmittyKick 18
Haha it's all good
subwaysurfers 13
I voted yes for this in the moderating. I feel like my baby just grew up :')
sweet23_fml 11
well you don't need him, as a friend or as a bf. And they are called crushes, as you can get crushed.