hopeless
Annandale On Hudson, United States
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
biblio
United States
Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML
UniGrad2019
Fredericksburg, United States
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
me
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
hoolabaloo
Ahmadabad, India
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
cathugger
Open Mike
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Anonymous
Take the L
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Anonymous
Gilbert, United States
You tried
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Anonymous
Evansville, United States
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
nameless
United States
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Anonymous
Kings Park, United States
Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
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Tripartita 45
"Well, this person just told me they love me, and I definitely have feelings for them. I'm really awkward and freakishly meta, so do you have any idea how I should proceed to start dating you?"
Cipher_585 18
Today, the person I've loved for years confessed their love to me. I was so nervous I asked them for dating advice. I just unintentionally friend zoned the love of my life. FML
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musicforhearts 15
Why would he do that? He sounds like a jerk, you're definitely better off without him.
Mynxie 26
I have a feeling he asked for the advice first and she confused it with him saying he likes her.
HoboMeth 36
Because obviously this guy was obliged to return feelings back to OP
soulreaper12296 28
Gee I don't know, maybe he misunderstood or or or maybe he doesn't share the same feelings? I drives me crazy when women congratulate each other for doing something similar, but as soon as a guy does it he's a jerk and doesn't deserve her.
Tripartita 45
"Well, this person just told me they love me, and I definitely have feelings for them. I'm really awkward and freakishly meta, so do you have any idea how I should proceed to start dating you?"
Bogrbon 27
It's probably more like she's just the one good female friend he can ask about those things because he's certain he has no interest in dating her.
Tripartita 45
Let me have my fun, dammit!
Soparot 29
Asking the person you're interested in for dating advice is actually quite smart. It not only gives you advice in general (if you need it), but it also let's you know some of their own personal preferences and allows you to act on those.
Lalala579121 28
I hope I'm not the only one who now wants to go back and watch "metadating" again.
RavenousRiley 2
Yeah...no. The dude simply doesn't care about her.
Setareh23 34
Asking the person you like for dating advice could help, but it could also backfire. Personally, when a guy asks me for advice, I automatically assume he has zero interest in me and so do my best to discourage any romantic feelings towards him. So it seems like a risky strategy.
stingray112 24
U may not have conveyed your feelings as well as you thought
colonel32 1
I assume you made 100 percent sure that the dating advice he was asking for was meant for dating people other than you?
mikethekid07 13
should've said pick me, choose me, love me. great advice from Grey's anatomy
ZeroKool420 2
Begging some one to love u is most certainly horrible advice god ur stupid Duhh Greys anatomy great advice I hate u
sarcasmismyno1 22
# millennial
Cipher_585 18
Today, the person I've loved for years confessed their love to me. I was so nervous I asked them for dating advice. I just unintentionally friend zoned the love of my life. FML
RavenousRiley 2
That's not what happened. At all.
ZeroKool420 2
U truly r hopeless cuz this makes no sense in real life ur saying u told the only man u ever loved how u felt and a real person who isn't high or drunk asks u for dating advice. Y would someone ask u obviously can't even state ur feelings in a coherent sentence I'm gonna start asking virgins wat position they prefer R u smart enough to realize if ur speaking same language as person u claim u love Wow just wow
Indianboy9321 25
My eyes are bleeding, get an education. Please.
RichardPencil 32
Tell him he should bring you roses, take you to eat Italian food, and then take you back to his place. That's good dating advice!
Bogrbon 27
See, this is the true friend zone, not what manipulative loser guys complain about. He likes her. She's his one trusted female friend he can ask about women, but he's not romantically interested. As a man with no sisters, solid female advice is a treasure. (Though I'm not so attractive as to usually have his particular problem.)
Yourheadache 19
when my now boyfriend asked if I wanted to go on a date, I got so nervous that I answered with, "if I fart would you still like me?" nedless to say, he said yes and so did I, sometimes your nervousness gets the best of you.