Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML
Today, I told my crush how I feel about him. It's been over 12 hours and he still says he's thinking about it. I asked him about it ; he says he's thinking of how to reject me. FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
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Top comments
whatwhat 0
Boo ******* hoo. Why does everyone feel entitled to having their feelings returned? At least he wasn't an ass about rejecting you.
jaemyree 0
AWESOME. made me laugh even though i need to focus on my school work instead of this....
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jaemyree 0
AWESOME. made me laugh even though i need to focus on my school work instead of this....
whatwhat 0
Boo ******* hoo. Why does everyone feel entitled to having their feelings returned? At least he wasn't an ass about rejecting you.
heyzus100 6
You're right! I shouldn't feel that way.
suyci 0
at least he is being fair ;)
git_er_done 0
I like how you did this via text. Thats part of your problem
blinkingstarlet 15
texting your feelings to someone allows you to be honest without having the threat of face-to-face rejection. and it allows you to plan exactly what you're going to say to them without running the risk of getting nervous and blurting anything out.
rational_man 0
you want honesty, guy gives you honesty.....then you whine about how that sucks and you want your sugar coated world back. Have fun with that.
bobdole 0
at least he sounds smart hahaha
Malik_fml 0
LOL This guy is awesome.
yay_fml 0
Don't text it next time. So he can actually tell you what he thinks about it. Texts are horrible at conveying emotion.
necomni 0
At least he broke it to you gently, instead of "get away from me, bitch" or something. And I agree with the others: texting is the worst way to ask someone out. You just can't take them seriously.
fatblackman 0
lol I agree with almost all of these, but yea I think that #1 and #2 were exactly how I'm feeling! And don't sweat it, at least he didn't say "ohh wow yea I got my eye on this other chick".....