Today, my girlfriend and I are so close that we both describe our poops in detail to each other. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML
Today, I was talking to this girl who I thought was really nice. We were having an amazing conversation, and as we stared deeply in one another's eyes, she asked me, "Has anyone ever seen you take a shit?" She then began telling me the story of when someone watched her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's obsession with her bird reached a new level when she wrote him a song specifically for after he poops. FML
Today, as I listened to the guy I've been seeing pour his heart out to me, all I could think about was how much I needed to poop. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
Today, I sat next to this really hot guy in my writing class. We struck up a conversation, and it was going well, until he began describing, in excruciating detail, his IBS and fiber problems, and how he always has to poop. Good to know. FML
Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
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Top comments
sticky359 3
While it is certainly an odd bodily statistic to focus on, I don't think bonding over strange this is necessarily a bad thing. A very very odd thing in this case, but not a bad thing
ojoRojo 27
If you don’t like talking about it, you don’t have to. If you don’t mind it, then the situation isn’t that bad, is it?
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Comments (10)
namine120409 42
Why?
sticky359 3
While it is certainly an odd bodily statistic to focus on, I don't think bonding over strange this is necessarily a bad thing. A very very odd thing in this case, but not a bad thing
ojoRojo 27
If you don’t like talking about it, you don’t have to. If you don’t mind it, then the situation isn’t that bad, is it?
RichardPencil 32
It is. You freaks better marry each other because you're both too nasty for any normal people.
Sagar Nair 12
Man my girl and I talk about our poop regularly. Are we weird? Yes. Do we give a shit? No, but pun intended.
123Puppy 33
That’s a good thing to be that comfortable around each other.
JasonThorn 23
I was going to say this. This level of comfort is a good sign you can communicate to each other about anything.
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
Whos poop is like chocolate yours, his or both of yours?
peterblackmer91 12
Ewwww. That's just gross.