Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a Tinder date. He seemed pretty normal. Very handsome, and a complete gentleman. Turned out he's a white supremacist. FML
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
Today, someone informed me that my new boyfriend's tattoo is really an old Nazi symbol and not just a poorly-drawn skull. Now I'm trying to figure out how to ask him whether he's a neo-Nazi or not. Why am I so nervous? I'm Jewish, he just hasn't heard my last name yet. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I met on a dating site. We hit it off, until he noticed the MAGA sticker on the back of my phone. He excused himself to go to the bathroom and never came back. I had to pay for both meals and explain to the waiter why I was practically crying into my bowl of noodles. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, I went on my third date with a great guy. We finally got round to talking about his tattoos. All 57 are related to his best friend. All of them. The best friend he never stops talking about. Somehow I don't think this will work out. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been flirting with at work. Some coworkers had discreetly warned me about him, but I thought he was cute. We get to the date, and after an hour of small talk, he spent the next two hours trying to get me to invest in his crypto coin thing that "is definitely going to be huge." FML
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RabidBunny 10
He got it for correcting someone's grammar...
ntherewas1 11
It's appalling to see that Nazism still exists. I know this may come across as ignorant, but what's even the point in maintaining a belief in Nazism in this day and age?
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Comments (50)
SirObvious 1
He's a keeper!
kbobcat 0
Hail hitler!
tjv3 10
well everyone has their issues. lol
DynamicDave 11
How did you Nazi that coming? Did Jew still have a good time? Do you think heil call you for another date? Have you seen Kyle?
FailBear920 19
She obviously did Nazi that coming Jew have very good puns
catiexoxo 0
First comment (: cool!
TheWindowLicker 13
You were so close :l maybe next time. (however next time don't write "first comment", its frowned upon).
DFlit1 0
It was probably for shanking a Jew
marod02 0
Don't let this one slip through your hands
Jaguar1234 0
Or he could have got it for good luck so he would never drop the soap
twofirstnames 12
He sounds... Marvelous... Haha
hop_skip_jump 5
It's not too late to never see him again
nonelikeworms 0
Well that disproves some stereotypes on Nazis.
ruthchun92 2
lame!
Poetaster 10
Thumbs up for sitting politely through dinner. Time to "bail"