Today, I told my parents that I wasn't feeling very social and up for company. How do they try to make me feel better? By inviting a whole bunch of people I don't know to a pool party at my house. They said I should face my fears. I'm now in my room, hiding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents had my little sister's birthday pool party at our house. My mom decided to tell all the guests that the pool was "just for decoration" and nobody would actually be allowed to swim in it. Cue a million screaming tantrums and my parents and even me receiving tons of hate. FML
Today, I was at a really big party and everyone was showing off by flipping into the pool one by one. When it was my go, I attempted a back flip, cracked my head open on the side of the pool, and was rushed to hospital. Now everyone hates me cause the party was forced to shut down. FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Today, I've invited friends and family to my birthday party. I've also come home to find that my parents didn't pay the water bill. I either have to tell everyone I know that they are uninvited or not to take dumps in my house. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML
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Quest_ 13
Your parents make no sense. You simply said you don't feel like company, not that you have a social phobia. Not that having a raucous pool party would be a good way to force your child to get over their social phobia anyway.
ygdrassil 17
its ok op i do that when people i dobt kbow are over...beats awkward (shirtless) introductions.
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Comments (143)
sallen0046 4
They're your parents, and unless you're an adult child with your own home (in which case you should have asked everyone to leave) it's their home and they can invite over anyone they like no matter how you feel about it. If you actually have an anxiety disorder, seek medical help. If you're unwilling to do so, you deserve to remain uncomfortable. If you don't face and work through your fears you will be unnecessarily limited by them for the rest of your life. Get off the internet and put forth a little effort.
Spastastic 6
The fact that it's their house doesn't really excuse them from being dicks, in my opinion. It's still a shitty thing to do.
sallen0046 4
They're not being dicks. They're living their lives, in their own home.
Spastastic 6
The way I read the fml, they did this just because OP said she wasn't feeling social. That's pretty dickish in my book.
zach55 0
PUSSY
fritz2 0
so go outside and stop whining?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Preferring alone time to a big party isn't social anxiety. -.-
mayhemxphoto 0
grow up
Trollz4daLULZ 2
No. YOU grow up.
SHAMW0W 0
fyl for having a social thing while being anti-social. you should've gone all psycho on everyone though. that usually makes people go away. :3
Pointy130 0
oh, **** my life, I'm hiding from people I don't know cuz i'm not feeling very social. if you're going to be a crybaby, fine, just don't post it on fml and expect sympathy for it.
letsdance2joydiv 0
Hey, look on the bright side! At least you have a pool!
The15Alex15 0
wow ur lame
GamerChik 2
wow make a new friend, flirt with hot guys, get a boyfriend dont jut hide in your room i mean seriously