Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML
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Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, after being excited and trying to make plans with all my friends, they all turned out to be busy. After watching Netflix most of the night, I check my Snapchat stories only to see them all hanging out without me at one of their houses. FML
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML
Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML
Today, I saw some friends' cars at a friend's house, but thought nothing about it. Then I found pictures on Facebook of the pool party they had as a going away party for my friend, who is leaving the country for three months. I had no idea my friend was leaving, and I was the only one not invited. FML
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mike3775 39
Then they are not your friends.
saberjpg 6
Well, this isn't really as bad as it might seem. Your friends were invited to a pool party, and thus, they were too busy to hang out with you. The person throwing the pool party is the only person who can invite you, and they apparently don't like you. So, really, only one person doesn't like you.
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mike3775 39
Then they are not your friends.
saberjpg 6
Well, this isn't really as bad as it might seem. Your friends were invited to a pool party, and thus, they were too busy to hang out with you. The person throwing the pool party is the only person who can invite you, and they apparently don't like you. So, really, only one person doesn't like you.
sietseld 13
People are allowed to hang out together and don’t need to invite every other friend in their circle every single time. I have had a friend who would always get super jealous and give me grief if I dared do something without inviting her. And that right there is part of the reason I didn’t hang out with her too often.
mike3775 39
I had someone like that as an acquaintance. Notice the word HAD. I have very few true friends.
Lila Mathews 10
I know some people who can't handle that they are always involved in everything. Some get really annoyed and upset that I went to the cinema with a friend while they were away on holiday.
colderthanyou 15
If they are a group of friends, and the whole group was invited except this person, I’d be hurt too
DKING123456789 16
But this seems like it’s been happening.
RichardPencil 32
Think positive! Just think they’d be intimidated by your massive dong and feel inadequate if you were to show it off in your Speedo. Yeah, let’s go with that!
zoelog 10
sweetie obviously these people are not your friends and you need to understand that.
Mellissa Maxwell 7
Just reply kys with a message and comment under an anonymous name.