Today, I told my parents that I wasn't feeling very social and up for company. How do they try to make me feel better? By inviting a whole bunch of people I don't know to a pool party at my house. They said I should face my fears. I'm now in my room, hiding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents had my little sister's birthday pool party at our house. My mom decided to tell all the guests that the pool was "just for decoration" and nobody would actually be allowed to swim in it. Cue a million screaming tantrums and my parents and even me receiving tons of hate. FML
Today, I was at a really big party and everyone was showing off by flipping into the pool one by one. When it was my go, I attempted a back flip, cracked my head open on the side of the pool, and was rushed to hospital. Now everyone hates me cause the party was forced to shut down. FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Today, I've invited friends and family to my birthday party. I've also come home to find that my parents didn't pay the water bill. I either have to tell everyone I know that they are uninvited or not to take dumps in my house. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML
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Top comments
Quest_ 13
Your parents make no sense. You simply said you don't feel like company, not that you have a social phobia. Not that having a raucous pool party would be a good way to force your child to get over their social phobia anyway.
ygdrassil 17
its ok op i do that when people i dobt kbow are over...beats awkward (shirtless) introductions.
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Comments (143)
Granddragon 0
stand on the diving board and piss in the pool. That should clear out a few.
zZsleeperrZz 0
does anyone know how I add a pic to my account??? help
rebbee 0
You have to upload pics online. You cant do it using mobile devices. I think you upload them through 'my profile' or something along those lines. :-)
zZsleeperrZz 0
thanks. I'll try that
zZsleeperrZz 0
didn't work
rebbee 0
Oh, sorry :-( I don't have a computer atm, i just use iphone but it should be in the section that all your personal info comes up. Keep trying, scoot around the site and you should find it. Good luck, sorry i could'nt be more help!
zZsleeperrZz 0
lol I'm using iPhone too. I emailed fml....
babygurly898 0
stop being a ****** pussy get over it and move on or your proablaby r going to die alone u pussy!!
domolovesyoshi 33
I'd say You sound like you'd probably say the same thing to someone who has schizophrenia or any psychosis for that matter but if you did they'd probably stab you. Source: I suffer from dissociative psychosis and I feel like stabbing your seriously underdeveloped immature brain right now.
hpfan777 0
this ruins your life? that's sad.
perdix 31
Your parents are awesome! I'm going to tell them I have a crippling fear of being surrounded by hot, naked, horny women, and see how they fix me up;)
myschyveus 0
31 win. uhhh... yeah. get over yourself. no sympathy here op. and here's how u break the ice: run up to the board from outta nowhere and cannon ball. instant cool factor lol.
khanio08 3
um go make friends
unmadebed 0
were the people your age or your parents age?
spacerockerr37 0
aww..that sucks..I kinda like chillin by myselfe sometimes. nothing wrong with that:P
akallaan 7
It's not an FML at all. Do what your parents said and face your fears. Sounds like they care about you somewhat and they have a social life too.
Crystal_Dreams 0
This sounds like me!